Humblebrag

I just won an ACM, but don't worry I'm still stuck like everyone else in a Taco Bell drive-thru right now. @ACMAwards #ACMs

Sometimes people I don't even know give me compliments, and I'm just like wtf am I attractive or something?

I've appeared in enough golf product commercials that there is no way Bill Murray hasn't seen me on TV. And THAT'S my biggest achievement.

Oh dear. Don’t know what to do at the airport. Huge crowd, but I’ll miss my plane if I stop and do photos … oh dear don’t want to disappoint

My career has reached a new stage. The drunk-fan-recognizes-you-and-blurts-out-your-name-while-at-the-urinal stage. I'm gonna cherish it.

To anyone newly following because a “Men’s website” included me on some dumb “hottest ladyTweeters” list: you have my condolences, bro.

Pilot recognized me from DEADWOOD & JUSTIFIED as I was getting on plane. Made people wait while he asked about the shows. #Flatterbarrasing.

Being alive is weird.

I never anticipated having the sort of job where I would be on the phone with someone and say, "I have to go. Ang Lee is on the other line."

Geniuses @amazon just recommended my own book to me. Already read this one, thanks guys!

"Your too pretty to fight" ...I beg to differ #ThingsIGetAlot

it was right around this date in November when I was 27 years old that i remember looking at a 0 dollar bank balance at the ATM...

That moment when you discover a ranty tirade you wrote drunk has been nominated for a @recordoftheday award... er...

Hey hey hey, you buncha wiseacres: self-promotion doesn't qualify as humblebragging. Buy the book! Find out why!

Humblebrag book in stores tomorrow, Sept. 25th

I think the day after the Emmy's should be dubbed: "Replay in your head all the awkward things you said to people day."

so glad my tux is made out of white nylon mesh. #hotout. #Emmys