@LandisDaniels my parents when they watch our future kid once a year lmaoooo
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Ain't nobody on here shot their shot? In that case...
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@humansofny I was raising my Mexican-American Grandson. Kept threatening to go 'back over the border'. -
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The absolute nerve. If you wanna take a page out of my moms handbook, just start packing his shit. He will shut right the hell on up. I only threatened to run away one time before I realized moms was Not. Playing. Games. Asked me what I would need for my journey 
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Once I had 4 pieces of vanilla cake at a party and only 1 chocolate. My dad (who's black) told me that was enough cake. I told him that it would be racist against our own people not to eat the same amount of chocolate cake. I was 11. He thought it was hilarious and gave me more.
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Issa joke Karen, calm down.
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I don’t think the old man or the kid was jokin
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