Doctorate in laced hedonism.
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Ah, poor baby. It sounds funny until you think how terrified a kid like that must have been. She looks happy now- and clearly now has the perfect, adorable roommate :)
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Girl, I hope he’s not your roommate any more? I’m actually really happy you wiped away their coke. That’s such a lovely touch haha
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I am sorry but I laughed at this

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Folks will tell you great things about themselves but actions will tell you who they really are.
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Oh noooo that's terrible but also quite funny!
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Sounds like a chill roommate
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The dog stayed for the orgy.
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