Hugo Schwyzer

@hugoschwyzer

Polite, but distant - Dad, INFJ

Beverly Hills, CA
Joined February 2009
Born on May 22, 1967

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    Woke up this morning feeling very done with apologizing for my life.

  2. What happens if I wish her a good relationship with her mom and regular bowel movements?

  3. How about a cookie, a glass of wine, an orgasm, and Netflix instead?

  4. My mom says you're mean. My kids say you're mean. My ex-wife and her elderly neighbor Mel say you're mean.

  5. The worst thing about having a loud crazy person in the room is that it takes the attention off the insidiously evil ones.

  6. I can do better. I can have a chorus of first graders sing it to you.

  7. You thought a long hard time about that shot. Well done.

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  8. One Carmel boy from a legendary political family endorses another. Go Padres! Our peninsula stays in good hands.

  9. Freddie De Boer and Glenn Greenwald, I love you both to pieces, but why are your followers in my mentions so earnest, angry,and humorless?

  10. 7 Things That Happened When My Marriage Ended (the bit about goals is so right) via and

  11. ...that moment when you remember that talking & writing about having a mental illness makes other people really, really uncomfortable.

  12. Vile and clueless. Also, am I wrong for snickering at the PDA acronym?

  13. This rings hauntingly famililar: fellow BPD on the deadly inequities in mental health coverage

  14. I grew up believing we had some Irish roots. Discovered they were all Scots-Irish, dour Ulster types brought by Cromwell. Still, green.

  15. The most generous comedy comes from a place of deep restraint: talks to Hannibal Buress, post-Cosby:

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