Hugo Schwyzer

@hugoschwyzer

Polite, but distant - Dad, INFJ

Beverly Hills, CA
Joined February 2009
Born May 22, 1967

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Mar 2016

    Woke up this morning feeling very done with apologizing for my life.

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  2. 17 Mar 2016

    What happens if I wish her a good relationship with her mom and regular bowel movements?

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  3. 17 Mar 2016

    How about a cookie, a glass of wine, an orgasm, and Netflix instead?

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  4. 17 Mar 2016

    My mom says you're mean. My kids say you're mean. My ex-wife and her elderly neighbor Mel say you're mean.

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  5. Retweeted
    17 Mar 2016

    The worst thing about having a loud crazy person in the room is that it takes the attention off the insidiously evil ones.

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  6. 17 Mar 2016

    I can do better. I can have a chorus of first graders sing it to you.

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  7. 17 Mar 2016

    You thought a long hard time about that shot. Well done.

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    17 Mar 2016
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  9. 17 Mar 2016

    One Carmel boy from a legendary political family endorses another. Go Padres! Our peninsula stays in good hands.

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  10. 17 Mar 2016

    Freddie De Boer and Glenn Greenwald, I love you both to pieces, but why are your followers in my mentions so earnest, angry,and humorless?

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  11. 17 Mar 2016

    7 Things That Happened When My Marriage Ended (the bit about goals is so right) via and

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  12. 17 Mar 2016
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    ...that moment when you remember that talking & writing about having a mental illness makes other people really, really uncomfortable.

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  15. 17 Mar 2016

    Vile and clueless. Also, am I wrong for snickering at the PDA acronym?

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  16. 17 Mar 2016

    This rings hauntingly famililar: fellow BPD on the deadly inequities in mental health coverage

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  17. 17 Mar 2016
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  18. 17 Mar 2016

    I grew up believing we had some Irish roots. Discovered they were all Scots-Irish, dour Ulster types brought by Cromwell. Still, green.

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  19. 17 Mar 2016

    The most generous comedy comes from a place of deep restraint: talks to Hannibal Buress, post-Cosby:

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  20. Retweeted
    17 Mar 2016

    : "I was played by a male feminist."

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