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I didn't write the headline, though. Double Press Award winner (2017) and now officially the funniest journalist in Britain.

Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Dec 2018

    That's it, I'm done, I retire.

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    Jan 1

    Not how dogs work.

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  5. Jan 2

    On my nagging fear that the centre of British politics has, like all the other bits of British politics, gone nuts.

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    Jan 1
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  7. Jan 1

    It seemed a good idea at the time.

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  8. Jan 1

    Happy new year. I got you a column about Brexit and Centrism and Conan the Barbarian.

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  9. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2018

    I lost my dead grandmothers priceless (to me) ring at Terminal 3 between 7pm-9.30pm tonight. I’m more heartbroken losing this ring than I was having cancer, I’m desperately hopeful for a Christmas miracle that might find my ring. Please, twitter, do your thing

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    29 Dec 2018

    I’m no leader and certainly no “influencer” but inspired me in many ways through twitter. Is it possible we could join our noise together with the hash tag and show all he loved, how loved he was by us all? Can we make a huge noise together

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  11. 29 Dec 2018

    Raising a glass tonight to Simon Ricketts. I saw him last at a wedding. He looked amazing and hugged me and that’s how I’ll remember him. Without this place he’d have been an old mate of an old mate. Instead it feels like we hung out every day. Uplifting to have known him. Cheers

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    29 Dec 2018

    The best bit of 's summary of Donald Trump's 2018 is when it all gets too much for Rifkind and he breaks the fourth wall in sheer disgust.

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  13. 29 Dec 2018

    Also, I wrote a retrospective of the entire year in the voice of Donald Trump. It's insanely long but you have to read it anyway because it nearly killed me.

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  15. 29 Dec 2018

    That's the Telegraph, btw, hating the new Poirot. I thought it was ace.

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  16. 29 Dec 2018

    But this sounds brilliant.

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    28 Dec 2018

    ‘I googled Stormy. Hot!’ Read Donald Trump’s secret diary, as seen by ⁦⁩ in Saturday’s ⁦⁩ ⁦⁩ ‘It’s stupendous’

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    28 Dec 2018

    Tonight at 6:30pm on Miles Jupp presents News Quiz Best of 2018. A handy recap before the new series starts next week!

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