Ew. You don't know how that thing died.
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Replying to @NoLongerBennett @TrancewithMe
Sure I do. I was right there.
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Replying to @BrowningMachine
So I'm wondering why you felt the need to qualify "human" with "already-dead."
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Replying to @NoLongerBennett
I FEARED FOR MY LIFE NOW I WOULD LIKE MY LAWYER
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Replying to @BrowningMachine @NoLongerBennett
Honestly though, given fresh-dead, vs having to kill cat/dog, I'd go with former.
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Replying to @BrowningMachine
Ideally the long pig would be butchered and wrapped in cellophane.
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Replying to @NoLongerBennett @BrowningMachine
Ummm…
WTF have I stumbled into?
Wrap the long pig in newspaper ,banana leaves, and wet burlap, then fire up the pit. 
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Replying to @hufco60 @BrowningMachine
Okay, but … [strips out of burlap clothes, revealing banana-leaf koteka]
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Replying to @NoLongerBennett @BrowningMachine
Nice, Longer than necessary, right?
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The Farmer's Almanac is just a wealth of good information, but I've never read a word about circumcision. 
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