Haley Staudmyer

@hstaudmyer

We are hurtling toward catastrophic anthropogenic climate change at an unprecedented rate . . . but not for long if I have anything to say about it // she/her

UW '22
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. lip 2019.

    ME: Would you like your ice cream in a cone or a cup? 4 YEAR OLD PATRON: Is the cup compostable? ME: It sure is! 4YO: Okay, cup, please! <later> ME: Would you like a receipt? 4YO <before mom can answer>: Yuck! No! That would be wasting! Kids are gonna save the world.

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  2. 3. velj

    I know everyone looks forward to me c̶l̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶-t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶-f̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ live tweeting the each year, I'm sorry I missed it :( I was busy working on an application for a summer internship so that I can one day afford to adopt a dog named rhubarb or papaya

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    31. sij
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  4. 31. sij

    ta: "the hydrostatic equation tells us pressure decreases with height" me:

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  5. 30. sij
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  6. 30. sij

    If you were wondering what the weather looks like in hell it's not fire and brimstone, it's this

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    Anyway my name is Vanessa Nakate Thought I would add that

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  8. 27. sij

    NEIGHBOR: <enters the laundry room I am also occupying> BRAIN: OH my GOD you're gonna DIE let's do MORE ADRENALINE right now at MIDNIGHT

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  9. 27. sij

    ME: <spends nearly six hours of my Sunday on work> ME: <gets dinner with friends, plays game with friends> ALEX: Hey, let's watch Moana! ME: Y -- BRAIN: You ABSOLUTE IDIOT you have the AUDACITY to ask for MORE FREE TIME?? You didn't do ENOUGH have some ADRENALINE at 11:00 PM

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  10. 24. sij

    MASON: That's why Star Wars is the greatest fictional universe of all time. It can be made into great TV shows, board games, video games . . . LEVI: Then why haven't they made it into good movies?

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  11. 23. sij

    Between the shooting last night and the plague, I would like to reassure all my Ohioan friends that I am not, in fact, dead

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  12. 21. sij
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    18. sij

    This is Queso. After many years of intense research, she discovered the ideal sunbathing position. Today, her findings have been made puplic. 14/10

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  14. 17. sij

    OH MY GOD THEY'RE MAKING A TAZ TV SHOW JDKDKSKSKKSKSK

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    An impressive paper, and a great answer for anyone asking whether pricing CO₂ *really* works. I mean, yeah, it should work in *theory*. But does it work in practice? Yup. It's been done before, 30 years ago!

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    17. sij
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    14. sij

    no one: absolutely not one soul: me: *to the tune of spiderman* climate change climate change makes the atmosphere act all strange melts the ice really fast all because of that greenhouse gas look out! here comes the climate change

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  18. 12. sij

    Brooks included only one person of color and no women in his presentation, yet did take the time to include himself. Atmospheric sciences has always been and still is a male-dominated field, but I refuse to believe this is a truthful representation of our history.

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    9. sij

    Linda, a stray dog in Turkey, comes to the same car wash a couple times a week to use the automatic petting machine (thepetcollective)

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    7. sij

    "You may have three wishes," the genie said. "I don't think I have any," she said, "but I have lots of dreams." "I can't grant those." "That's OK. I'm pretty sure I can."

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