Hannah (She/Her)

@hschill5

It doesn’t take an intellectual to get that I’m asexual (and also very bi! The split attraction model! We love it!)

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    18. svi 2019.

    Can you tell I’m an English major?

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  2. prije 5 sati

    Zeus wakes up and he’s like “yo Apollo maybe stfu?” And Apollo’s like “hey! Dad! Wanna help me out?” And Zeus just gets Artemis and their squad to watch her brother get his ass kicked

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  3. prije 5 sati

    There’s an ancient Greek myth where Apollo gets his ass kicked by a human and Artemis shows up to watch and laugh at him and you know what? They got siblings

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  4. prije 5 sati

    People here from out of state: “I’m so excited to caucus!!!” Me, already exhausted and knowing it takes ages and there’s lots of people and they’re all mad:

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  5. prije 6 sati

    Jimmy Carter is the only reason anyone gives a shit about the caucus and currently on the top of my list of historic figures to fistfight

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    someone write this fake dating holiday romance please

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  7. prije 6 sati

    Happy Fuck Jimmy Carter day; may we get like maybe 10 minutes of no politics after today

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  8. prije 8 sati

    I keep getting ads for a dice vault with a Tolkien elvish inlay and I’m so mad that’s like... exactly my nerd brand. How do they know and why is it so expensive.

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    They have hack experts on tv analyzing Bernie's every gesture to prove he's an untrustworthy Jew and meanwhile Biden's just spewing this hateful shit into open mics with zero media comment

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  10. prije 18 sati

    Just saw a card that said “I’m glad you’re my friend” with a picture of a seagull between “my” and “friend” (so it said “my gull friend” as a pun on “girlfriend”), but it wasn’t obviously a pun and I want a Shakespeare-length piece centered around that miscommunication potential

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  11. prije 19 sati

    One of these contestants has been with her wife for 16 years and her bakes are inspired by what her life likes. Her first intro was "it's like my wedding, but my wife's not here". I love it.

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  12. prije 19 sati

    In theory, I could make a packet without watching Bake Off, but why would I ever want to

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  13. prije 19 sati

    This bitch just showed up with a long-lost spice she was grinding with her mortar and pestle. Iconic.

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    2. velj

    At Starbucks, writing your name on a cup and calling it out is a symbol of our warm welcome. Starbucks welcomes you, whoever you are. Find out more at

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  15. prije 19 sati

    One of the contestants on this season of Bake Off does blacksmithing and restores antique furniture as hobbies. She's researched desserts on the Titanic. can you believe I'm in this season

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  16. prije 22 sata

    Just sent a text that said, essentially, “how do you use the tv? I want to watch Jeopardy”, in case you were wondering if I’m actually a grandma

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    You guys! A dog is sledding! A dog. Is SLEDDING! Everything’s gonna be ok.

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  18. 2. velj

    She is in the theater.

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  19. 2. velj

    I cannot stress this enough, but making things with your hands, using the same methods and tools people have used for centuries, is absolutely amazing. Especially when it’s “women’s work”. It’s a connection to centuries of grandmothers and I love it.

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  20. 2. velj

    Finally had a hot sec to make something

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  21. 2. velj

    Anyone have a good picture of the oak tree from Orlando? I wanna embroider it but the only pic I have of it it’s super high up

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