Me: *puts down flowers, chocolate and beer on checkout counter* Cashier: Nice! Who’s that for? Me: My wife. She’s having a blah day so I figured I would get her what would make me feel better. Woman behind me in line: I need me a wife. Woman behind her: Me, too.
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Perfect!! And obvious now you put it into words. As per another reply on this thread;
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I say this all the time! And also in my next life I definitely want a wife.
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I don’t think I have polyamory in me but there are days I look at my husband and think, he gets a wife, why don’t I get one too?
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Ha! Love this
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As a heterosexual woman I can say, this is the most accurate tweet ever.
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Men really need to be appreciative of the evolutionary biological programming necessary for women to be attracted to them! I personally find it amazing that the beautiful creature know as woman wants anything to do with man!

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I may not always be as appreciative of that biological programming as I should be, but I’m always surprised and amazed when one of these beautiful and amazing creatures known as women are interested in me.
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Homophobes generally agree that heterosexuality isn’t a choice. So honestly; I’m confused about Their stance. Sometimes people just hate what they can’t understand ://
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I’m not just bi but also married to a dude, so clearly I’ve made some pretty questionable life choices. Fellow bi friends in my situation agree we don’t have it in us to break in another dude and it’s full lesbian commune for us in the event of a tragic widowing.
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