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Comparing pet ownership to parenting is like saying ownership of a cat is like lion taming.
And suddenly we want to learn to cook all the things...
#starwars #aff #letsparty http://bit.ly/1uqQp1c
I think I'm going to try making "going poop" faces like my infant in the middle of a dinner party this week.
Also applicable after watching scary movies. http://bit.ly/wYoZsi
My son may be a bit TOO excited about his first pumpkin carving. #farts https://vine.co/v/ObMp3BQEVMv
Still one of the coolest halloween costumes ever. http://bit.ly/1vLiQMY
Meet Finneficent. http://instagram.com/p/uTbI6NE55Q/
My son just said "Snoopy Doo." I'm dead from an acute kid attack.
If the next iPhone had an actually accurate temperature taker all parents everywhere would probably murder for it.
To those who have to leave their families behind to travel for business... http://bit.ly/1wQvffp
I did a post for @HowToBeADad recently that listed a few jobs that could easily be done by children. http://www.howtobeadad.com/2014/23091/child-labor …
Remember when we twerked to promote driver safety for @Progressive? WE SAVED LIVES PEOPLE! --> http://goo.gl/XHb0S0 http://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpyi1RHLO2mGaFq?tc=1 …
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Salesforce MVP. Passionate about nonprofits. Salesforce Certified Advanced Admin and Developer. Swing Dancer, Quilter, Mother.
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A First-Grader’s Poem Moved Me More Than Shakespeare http://shar.es/1mxbSA via @HowToBeADad #poetry #kidssaythedarndestthings #poem
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