Patrick Ewing

@hoverbird

Creative Director at Chance Agency. Play on Apple Arcade, Nintendo Switch & Steam. Past: , . He/they. Be kind, be funny, be true.

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2007.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. 6. velj

    Our intrepid group of explorers made it out of a cursed Peruvian pyramid alive! This ends the prologue to ; now the real adventure begins.

    , , i još njih 2
  2. 5. velj

    I’ve got a lot of unpleasant work to do today, so I’m wearing my most powerful amulet. It’s the brass ring I plucked from the Flying Horses, a wooden carousel built in 1876, the oldest in the USA. This ring has IMMENSE power and I can only wear it for a few hours at a time.

  3. 4. velj

    Nobody: Still Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Iowa Democratic Party: “Do you want to develop an app?”

  4. 2. velj

    tfw my hungry guys are watching the big game

  5. 31. sij

    ' campaign emails have been gradually morphing into emo hiphop territory, presumably because these attention-grabbing titles A/B test the best? Note: these are 100% real subject lines from my inbox

  6. 24. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    when she walked away without buying a can

  7. 22. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    ok, now I need the Sasser Take on these two bad boys:

  8. 22. sij
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  9. 21. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    trolls are good tho

  10. 21. sij

    Yikes, how would you feel if the most popular politician of all time said “nobody likes you” and that they’re not sure they would endorse you? Hard to come back from that.

  11. 20. sij

    Love opening up Spotify only to find dreamily gazing back at me, his eyes two volcanic basins smoldering with liquified lapis lazuli. I stan.

  12. 19. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  13. 17. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    me and Georges finishing that MF’ing hat yo

  14. 16. sij

    Essential feature alert: if your partner texts you "coolio", your iPhone makes the word clickable, with a handy reminder that "coolio" is not just a sick thing to say, it is also the name of a human being

  15. 15. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    She called me an “ignorant asshole” and then blocked me 😅 Anyways, these are the numbers she didn’t want to acknowledge from that poll. Electability matters, especially in swing states.

  16. 15. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  17. 15. sij

    I thought was brilliant in 1917

  18. 13. sij

    I don’t know what it is exactly, but discovering White House Snow Truthers may have finally broke me. Twitter is a busy box

  19. 13. sij

    I’m running it under the system which means a strong focus on group storytelling and mystery-solving over combat and luck... and of course we went a little extra with the props!

    Prikaži ovu nit
  20. 11. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

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