Standing behind two teens in line for Jamba Juice and one girl turns her whole body to conceal her phone as she googles “best smoothie to impress goth girl”. Love is alive in the mall food court
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I invited Dril to the House of Pies and, much to my delight, Paul showed up instead.
Behind the character is a real person, who's looking to make a living as an artist (or whatever you want to call it). And he's OK with people knowing all about it:
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Felt my brain de-poisoning a bit with this exchange between and Heather Cox Richardson (the most widely writer on Substack) on the Twitter v. Substack kerfuffle
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NEW: I've been corresponding with Elon about Twitter's "state-affiliated media" label on NPR's account. He said it might be a mistake. If so, he said it should be fixed. He asked for more info. I provided. Asked why label remains, he said they're still looking into it...… Show more
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I am DELIGHTED to learn that Tito's vodka is made by a guy named Tito Beveridge, and his personal website opens with a Geocities-style personal essay in which he reveals he only started the vodka business because mortgage interest rate hikes
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Attention word nerds — give this a spin
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.@audreyengvalson invented a new word game called Pyramid Scheme for @BuzzFeed and you should play bc it is very fun! buzzfeed.com/audreyworboys/
Required reading — every sentence a gem
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"Now, 10 years since its March 2013 release, 'Blurred Lines' is a poisonous time capsule. In many ways, all of them unfortunate, it could be considered *the* song of the 2010s." @Jayson_Greene @pitchfork pitchfork.com/features/artic
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Revisit Truman Capote’s 1957 Profile of Marlon Brando: “He looked at people with assurance, and with what can only be called a pitying expression, as though he dwelt in spheres of enlightenment where they, to his regret, did not.” #NewYorkerArchive nyer.cm/WNsqC4W
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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When I saw a TikTok showing how Chuck E. Cheese still runs off floppy disks for the animatronics, I thought this would be a fun story. Surprisingly, I have never experienced such extreme pushback from a PR dept as I did from the pizza mouse company.
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Linklater on his favorite fan letter. Imagine having this much influence! Cinema, baby
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Even in an age when sportswriters are hyphenates (reporter-podcaster-whatever pays the bills), The Athletic’s James McNicholas leads an odd and fascinating double life.
@bryancurtis: theringer.com/soccer/2023/1/
Fascinating read for the Banshee-heads
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I wrote an essay about The Banshees of Inisherin, and Martin McDonagh’s whole deal slate.com/culture/2023/0
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I would like nothing more than for Jennifer Coolidge to visit the Avatar set and tell us about it.
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Remembering Elizabeth Cotten, born on this day in 1893 in North Carolina. Here she is playing “Oh Babe, It Ain't No Lie” with Mike Seeger in 1980.
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returning to your facebook group 2 years after faking your death with a post that ends with "let the fun begin" is WILD
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Book twitter is wild, but an indie author on Facebook faked her own death
TW: suicide
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So many gems here, dig in
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"Ode to Billie Joe"'s ghost, slot machine singers, day-drinking husband-wife duos, The Memphis Sound through a 4-track wood chipper, Ernest Hood, a Lynchian battle of the bands, and Weird Al's old roommate, all of it is America: daily.bandcamp.com/lists/weird-ol
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imagine writing manic monday or nothing compares to you and being like im good I’ll give this to someone else
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Dando tweeting this with no context in December 2022… HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY youtu.be/i3Jv9fNPjgk via @YouTube
My man is eating an exclamation point
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I wrote about the World Cup final my heart rate is still ~1000bpm
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Happy holidays ya filthy animals
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Top of the Pops (16th December 1982). Madness open the show with 'Our House'.
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This is without a doubt, the greatest gadget review I’ve ever read. is a sick and diseased mind
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