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If we heard mortar shells we'd cuss more in our songs and cut down on guitar solos.

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    13 hours ago
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    my favorite way to listen to the president is slowed down to 1/2 speed because it reveals how often times his logic is indistinguishable from that of a drunk person:

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    Guys, just between you and me, I don't think Donald Trump knows what Game of Thrones is about

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    If literally anyone in your life - a friend, a family member, or co-worker - spoke at length extemporaneosly the way Trump does you would be *deeply* concerned and unnerved.

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  4. Never stop noticing that Trump's eyes look like two smaller versions of his mouth.

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    23 hours ago
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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    “I’m a small business solution.”

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  7. Jan 3
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    Jan 3

    Renamed: Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) office account "NancyPelosi"=>"SpeakerPelosi"

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    16 Nov 2018

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a) young, b) latina, c) female, d) attractive, and e) working class. Every one of those, individually, brings out creepy hangups in the mostly old/affluent/white guys who dominate US political commentary. Together, all in one person? Freud help us.

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    Jan 2

    Maybe don't beg for a wall with a poster inspired by a show where a wall doesn't work.

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  11. Jan 3

    Listen up, babies. If The Warriors wanna make it back to Coney in one piece, first they’re gonna have to get through “The Necktie Thumbs.”

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    Jan 3

    Do By Friday #112: "Make America Candy Again" This week’s challenge: see "Into the Spider-Verse."

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  13. Jan 3

    I like the ones where I'm full of beans.

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  14. Jan 3
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    Jan 3

    True Detective Season 4.

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    Jan 3

    That little girl standing behind Pelosi raised her hand for the Oath she is a Congresswoman now these are the rules

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    Jan 3

    Today I learned offers free accounts for journalists under their 1Password for Democracy program. Very cool.

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    Jan 3

    how much of right-wing criticism of AOC is just them being unable to deal with being attracted to her?

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  19. Jan 3

    It's going to be SO fun to watch her gently and playfully lay waste to these dingalings for two years.

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  20. Jan 3

    Why I keep saying "Upgrade" that way.

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