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Emptying the ashtrays on a whole other level.

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    I say: "No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all." They hear: "I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."

  2. And just…imagine flagging new accounts with "buy" & "followers" in the display name. Jiminy. It's not like regex requires a Patronus charm.

  3. Fixing Twitter's boobs and butts spam is a complex, multivariate problem. If only we had ways to match patterns.

  4. More reserve reading for this week’s episode. Turns out! “Lies, Damned Lies, and Medical Science”

  5. Big Simpsons fans, those Scholastic folks.

  6. Terrific episode. Gloriously humane song.

  7. Time was, you could get me to talk for an hour by mentioning Big Star. Today? Just casually mention homework.

  8. I really like this week's Roderick on the Line and that's all I'm gonna say about that.

  9. Does realize the WORLD would listen to an 82-year old woman's podcast where she reviews 90s indie rock albums?

  10. Roderick on the Line, Ep. 220: "Find the Hippopotamus" The Problem: John’s Mom has never called him an old soul.

  11. Relay FM iMessage stickers are now available with version 1.5 of our iOS app!

  12. DOCTOR: I found something…*problematic*. YOU: What is it?! D: Well. You should know what I mean. Y: What IS it? D: You're so regressive.

  13. No-brainer Westworld Prediction: It'll soon become clear why we're repeating this *particular* day.

  14. sext: Stop. Lose all scripted responses. Improvisation only.

  15. Also, this is incredible

  16. This is excellent and terrible advice. A very special episode.

  17. Did you move to Oak Park, Illinois?

  18. The owner received noise complaints from the neighbours, so they set up a nanny cam. This is what they saw 😂😂🐶❤️🐶

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