Haseeb Qureshi

@hosseeb

Software engineer . Instructor . Effective Altruist. Writer. Former poker pro. RTs mean I'm secretly the person I'm retweeting.

San Francisco, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Apr 2016

    Part 2 of my job search—how I got offers from Airbnb, Google, Uber, and how I ultimately decided between them

    19 replies 44 retweets 157 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Best statistics question ever

    423 replies 6,409 retweets 8,398 likes
  3. 23 hours ago

    Redditors compete to design the worst imaginable volume control UI

    2 replies 4 retweets 22 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Not to be confused with X-TREME VETTING, which requires refugees and elderly grandparents to perform a sick 900 kickflip off the half-pipe

    4 replies 27 retweets 116 likes
  5. Jun 2

    Latency numbers every programmer should know (Credit Jeff Dean)

    6 retweets 22 likes
  6. Jun 2

    This is a killer feature for Google Sheets. How much biz intelligence is going to move in this direction?

    2 replies 3 retweets 14 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    1972-2014: AI never arrives bc anything that works we stop labeling it AI 2015-now: AI has arrived bc anything that works we label it AI

    Google's newest : you can type plain-English commands like "chart sales from March to June" into Google Sheets.
    11 replies 334 retweets 553 likes
  8. May 31

    The yearly must-read for anyone in tech: Mary Meeker’s 2017 Internet Trends report via

    4 retweets 9 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 29

    RailsConf 2017: Why Software Engineers Disagree About Everything by via

    2 retweets 3 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 28

    We only get this one, brief life, and amazingly some people decide they are going to spend it trying to give tax cuts to the rich.

    17 replies 731 retweets 1,882 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 27

    In the wake of the this is a really sobering read. (via )

    60 replies 2,817 retweets 1,716 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 25

    Software engineering

    89 replies 1,938 retweets 3,423 likes
  13. May 26

    A Kafka-esque (and hilarious) story of what it's like reporting a bug to

    5 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 25

    The final paragraph of "Work" / JESUS' SON / Denis Johnson RIP

    8 replies 130 retweets 298 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 25

    Silicon Valley vs. Wall Street, in one paragraph.

    31 replies 1,256 retweets 1,759 likes
  16. May 24

    Some optimism from on the future of AI and automation

    10 retweets 17 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 23
    Replying to

    When people tell protesters​ they should be more polite, what they are really saying is "my convenience is more important than your cause."

    21 replies 920 retweets 1,550 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 22

    SE Daily's microservices video debut - let us know what you think!

    1 reply 12 retweets 22 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 19

    [first day of philosophy 101] prof: what is a table me [to person next to me]: lol this class is gonna be so easy

    2 replies 113 retweets 430 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 18

    quite possibly the greatest neural network experiment of the day, involving paint colors

    91 replies 1,523 retweets 2,222 likes
  21. May 20

    Ever wondered if pop music is getting more repetitive? Turns out, you can measure this using compression algorithms:

    2 replies 58 retweets 77 likes

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