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These are the things we probably ought to say when updating incident status. Snark and compassion. Now, about your data… by @gphat and friends.

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    Honest Status Page‏ @honest_update 7 Oct 2015
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    We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.

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      2. Hugh Rawlinson (he/him)‏ @hughrawlinson 8 Oct 2015
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        @honest_update @janl what? That makes no sense. Microservices give you WAY more visibility on what's going wrong

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      3. Jan Lehnardt‏ @janl 8 Oct 2015
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        @hughrawlinson There are also N^2 more things that *can* go wrong, including the error reporting :)

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      2. mark nichols‏ @zanshin 7 Oct 2015
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        @honest_update @derekstegelman The RESTful service did it in the container with a malformed PUT. #clue

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      3. Bill Stewart‏ @BillStewart415 8 Oct 2015
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        @zanshin @honest_update @derekstegelman I'm sorry, Dave, I can't allow you to do that.

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      2. Tim Chase‏ @gumnos 11 Nov 2015
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        @honest_update Because really, lots of little site failures is better than lots of site-wide failures

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      3. Mike Spooner‏ @ShellDozer 11 May 2016
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        @gumnos @honest_update lots of invisible side-effecting undiscovered little outages is better than a single noisy obvious one?

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      1. m‏ @iyermallika 11 Nov 2015
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        @honest_update Assuming this is ironic?

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      1. David Griffin‏ @findgriffin 7 Oct 2015
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        @honest_update @skamille To be fair, you have moved from "where in the monolith" to "where in the menagerie of services".

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      1. Michael Ho‏ @BalkanGambit 9 Oct 2015
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        @honest_update @stevemiskiewicz though to be fair, I do prefer a single homicide to Chernobyl

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      1. Renegade‏ @EvilRenegade 8 Oct 2015
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        @honest_update whodownit?

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