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These are the things we probably ought to say when updating incident status. Snark and compassion. Now, about your data… by and friends.

The Incident Review Meeting
Joined February 2015

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  1. We've discovered the issue with our hosting provider and are currently searching through our password notebook for the admin credential.

  2. No update in the incident but here's a chart of our blood alcohol content since losing the primary DB cluster:

  3. We're gonna keep adding knobs and levers in hopes that it makes our operations easier.

  4. The garbage collector got sick of our shit.

  5. We were good until that ONE weird request hit the queue.

  6. We're continuing to monitor The Situation.

  7. Right, it's broken again. This is how I feel after a stints on call:

  8. Thanks for the useful postmortem.

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