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    I think my wife is up to something.

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  2. To all the brilliant, hard-working animators who’ve made me what I am

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  3. I just woke up… is the Saint Patrick’s Day parade still going?

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  4. Today, the whole world is Irish and belligerent.

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  5. Happy Butch Patrick’s Day!

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  6. What a lousy selfie...the photographer is an idiot.

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  7. Take it from me: the game's in Minnesota so I'm putting all my money on the Vikings.

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  8. Halloween's no different than any other day of the year when I steal candy from strangers' houses and dress up like a lazy zombie.

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  9. I can't decide what to be for Halloween, I have so many options! Fat pirate, fat M&M, normal Chris Christie...

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  10. Sorry I've been off Twitter, I've been hibernating since February but I set my alarm to go off if candy was near by.

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  12. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  13. Which way is the barbecue pit?

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  14. It figures. This was the one year I DIDN'T bet a month's pay on the Cubs winning the World Series!

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  15. Oh man! I'm on live! Here I come!

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  17. The Cavaliers, because they're named after my attitude about basketball.

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  19. . Not Tony the Tiger who thinks he's so greeeeeeaaaat.

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