Really well written, Holly. I enjoyed this 
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Thank you kindly :)
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They should enlist you to go play with the birds! It's your time to shine! For queen and country!
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Clever.
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Welp that means the fall of England. Sorry y’all
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Welp, England, you had a...run. So long and thanks for all the racism and tea.
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Did the Tower’s PR person say this to increase ticket sales? Just curious because when I visited years ago they said they were clipped so they couldn’t leave. So how are they wandering off? Would be nice to see without all the tourists though.
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Clipped doesn't mean they can't fly, it just means they can't fly to like, another county. With a decent wind a large clipped bird can get SURPRISINGLY far (source: I own birds)
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I thought the Queen was Helen Mirren
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DYING...”Even if it's a great time to go because you won't have to deal with American tourists in short shorts and "fanny packs" and MAGA hats making inane comments about how much they love our queen, Olivia Colman.”
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You know it's true
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