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Instead of nudes I like to get my Tinder matches to send me pics of their doggos

I’m headed to a bachelor party in Moab Utah so naturally I’m wearing chacos with socks!

If you’ve eaten the steak fingers basket in Cortez CO go ahead and give yourself +2 street credits playboy.

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Bar oil and wood chips: the original 'aphrodisiac'.

If you don't hear from me for the rest of the summer it's because I'm swinging a tool at the ground far from road access!

I am the Jesse Pinkman of rural Southwest Colorado!

You're not allowed to have a life outside of wildland fire.

I'm just a blue collar boy!

Broke up with the internet can't say I miss it.

Group of fourteen year old girls sitting behind me in Durango Colorado are talking about “getting sober.”

Everyone should write one book—a description of their life, for the instruction and memory of their descendants.

We are in the midst of a global thirst pandemic. No one talks about this!

Don’t skimp on the tiger balm

Had me a Moab girl in Chacos but now she wit a rock climber named Heath.

Among the many things I've come to learn my father was right about, wearing sandals with socks is the most poignant.

I hate Vice magazine almost as much as I hate social media 'influencers'

I bought a wrist watch and a lunch box so I am now certified blue collar.