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    John Hodgman‏Verified account @hodgman Feb 7

    Honoring the "geographical" middle of the (contiguous 48) United States is as dumb as 2 senators per arbitrary outline of a state. I love my Jeep, and I love you Bruce, but nope. Even if "the middle" is a legit virtue, a Christian chapel in Kansas is not where it is.

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      1. John Hodgman‏Verified account @hodgman Feb 7

        PS I skipped sports but am catching up on ads now I guess. Good night.

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      2. Mary Newman‏ @katbird74 Feb 7
        Replying to @adamTHX1138 @hodgman

        There are those who watch the game 😴, and those who fast forward through the game to the ads because they’re fun.

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      1. Sister Celluloid‏ @sistercelluloid Feb 7
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        It's the Chuck Todd middle.

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      2. Joan Walsh‏Verified account @joanwalsh Feb 7
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        exactly.

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      3. Paul Caris‏ @PaulCaris3 Feb 8
        Replying to @joanwalsh @hodgman

        Nye Bevan: "We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run down." By a jeep, haha. But seriously, why wasn't the dude wearing a seat belt? That irked me.

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      1. Normal‏ @IgnatiusJToole Feb 7
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        Maybe that reaches their target demo. I’m not it.

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      2. Dave Wigton‏ @dave_wigton Feb 7
        Replying to @hodgman

        Anyone who has been in the middle of Kansas knows their is no middle to that area. Most frightening outright racist job interview I went on in my life was in the middle of KS. Bad symbolism. Bruce knows better.

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      2. MMT is my religion‏ @born2bear Feb 7
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        My wife interpreted those words as a stern message to MAGA. If you rewatch the commercial with that thought, it doesn’t seem at all like a simple “let’s just come together” speech

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      3. John Hodgman‏Verified account @hodgman Feb 7
        Replying to @born2bear

        I know where Bruce stands on Maga. I'm not against him. But that interpretation takes a lot of work, and I doubt highly that Jeep (a brand I own and like A LOT) was actually sending a secret message to Trump voters.

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