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My new book is called VACATIONLAND. I like it and maybe you will: http://bit.ly/painfulbeaches 

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    John Hodgman‏Verified account @hodgman 23h23 hours ago

    John Hodgman Retweeted Kevin M. Kruse

    Seeing a female politician’s elbows is not what our founders intended. Even a single lady wrist would be a dishonor to her family! CIVILITY!https://twitter.com/kevinmkruse/status/1081182562104606721 …

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    Kevin M. KruseVerified account @KevinMKruse
    Glad to see we've moved on from "women in politics shouldn't dance" to "women in politics shouldn't swear." Looking forward to "women in politics shouldn't wear high hemlines."
    11:51 am - 4 Jan 2019
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    • Scott Ellis Sean Severt Beth Nanis Vic KimJongDonnie Laura Renee The Sanguine Librarian Rachel L. West #nosurrender #FBR
    15 replies . 55 retweets 609 likes
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      2. Kevin M. Kruse‏Verified account @KevinMKruse 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @hodgman

        Heaven forfend!

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      2. Crow‏ @sistercrow 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @hodgman

        Women in Congress just got the right to wear short sleeves last year.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40618356 …

        1 reply . 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Stefan is a New Year Movie‏ @stefanuffagus 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @sistercrow @hodgman

        Only been about 25 years since they could wear pants.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jason Fliegel‏ @JasonFliegel 22h22 hours ago
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        Not true! The Constitution guarantees the right to bare arms!

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      1. Jim C‏ @jchliboyko 23h23 hours ago
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        Where are my emergency pearls?!? I need to clutch something.

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      1. Big Hairy Wintertide Bastard‏ @Mark____Edwards 23h23 hours ago
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        Many a country has been destroyed by exposed elbows in the halls of power.

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      1.  🌊 Wendy Vive la résistance  🌊‏ @winberlygagrl 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @hodgman @KevinMKruse

        "And ankles are the devils....Sweet baby Jesus we're all going to hell!"pic.twitter.com/xV5ONHYwH9

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      1. Sabaah Jauhar-Rizvi‏ @AustenLied 22h22 hours ago
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        It was either dance & swear or we bring forth the voodoo dolls. Choose wisely.

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      1. Carol Taylor‏ @Grushenka50 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @hodgman @KevinMKruse

        Is there anything more sexually provocative than the female elbow? They may as well be walking around with their ankles exposed.

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      1. Duke Fartknocker‏ @DFartknocker 23h23 hours ago
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        Dancing is only allowed at cotillion.

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      1. Susan Campbell‏ @SueCMamaSue 21h21 hours ago
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        My GOD what will we do if we continue to see BARE FEET???Bare feet? Horrible. Just horrible to think abt!

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      1. ScottG‏ @So_So_Scott 22h22 hours ago
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        I'm still surprised they let Krysten Synema on the Senate floor with bare shoulders.

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      1. David Silkenat‏ @davidsilkenat 22h22 hours ago
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        Hodgman follows historians? Neat.

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      1. Jonathan Heller‏ @DemotionAntonym 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @hodgman @KevinMKruse

        One should not see a woman’s elbow as it is immodest according to the Bible. It is the reason our society has gone to hell, that so many women ignore these laws.

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      1. Lawrence Glickman‏ @LarryGlickman 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @hodgman @KevinMKruse

        I address the issue of hemlines, stockings and their relation to the boycott of Japanese silk in my article, "Make Lisle the Style."https://academic.oup.com/jsh/article-abstract/38/3/573/912061?redirectedFrom=fulltext …

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