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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2008.

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  1. SRSLY: THANK YOU for all of your thoughtful answers and informed speculation. The fact that not one of you offered a joke answer (especially when I asked for no joke answers) is a) UNPRECEDENTED and b) highly reassuring that our society might survive still, so THANK YOU.

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  2. Just as a wild thought experiment, imagine how would react if Barack Ob.... oh never effing mind/nothing matters. HAHA JUST KIDDING EVERYTHING MATTERS, go , go or whoever you're caucusing for. Thank you for getting out there and literally standing up tonight.

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  3. Honest question for people who game this stuff out. Surely, McConnell would prefer the acquittal occur before the SOTU tomorrow night, right? So why is it happening on Wed? Your joke answered are not required at this time, thanks!

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    Chicago has lost over a quarter million Black residents since 2000. I want to know why. (I have my theories, but you know.) If you're a Black Chicagoan who is thinking of leaving and/or your friends/family/neighbors have left the city, I want to talk to you. Please RT/share!

    Participants needed for focus group! If you're over 18 and a resident of the city of Chicago who identifies as Black and you have considered moving or your friends/family have moved, visit beyondschoolslab.org/survey or call 773.234.3193. Participants receive a $40 Target gift card.
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    Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have the best day ever! I hope Iowa delivers you the best present ever! I’m proud to be in this fight with you! 🎉🎂

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    Ten bucks off! Kapow! Making deals out here! Check and find something you want, I'll discount it, like I just did for Dell.

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    Every woman on Reddit: I’m (21F) pretty sure my boyfriend (49M) will murder me, AITA? Every man on Reddit: This monster won’t eat the food she hates I’m passive aggressively tricking her into eating, what a bitch.

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    I sort of knew that the Trumpkins would figure out a way to defend his complete ignorance, yet the straight-faced bullshittery still surprises me.

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    “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

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  11. Also ps the didnt “win a battle” on Friday as you reported, they merely voted to suppress evidence in the third Impeachment trial in US history. I bleed public radio from my veins, and all hail Mary Louise Kelly but get your day to day feces together.

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  12. Hello midwesterners. Just reminder on day that the maybe-millionaire from New York City doesn’t know anything about your states because he doesn’t give a feces about you.

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  13. In other news of the day, former litigant HANNAH from Verdict 280 (Text of Kin) not only got a land line recently but is also hosting an adorable internet workshop at the library.

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  14. Everyone should move to Maine and try to marry the new Wild Blueberry Commissioner, because obviously. Also once you establish residency vote for saragideonme

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    Spotted at the new hair cutting place: this good dog and this good book. @ Cowlick

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    I’m going live on at noon. Call in. It’s like the NPR puzzle thing but no Will Shortz. 1-857-MANOLO-1

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    I forgot to mention that I stopped in to Cozy Soup N Burger in the middle of my step getting on Wednesday for a grilled cheese and tomato, whiskey down. It undid all my work and was profoundly worth it. Even though…

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