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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 May 2018

    VACATIONLAND is now in paperback, perfect for shoving into luggage, dropping into a lake, leaving behind in airplanes, & all your other summer reading needs. It has a new cover by , but the words inside are the same. I am still proud of them.

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  2. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Jon Glaser Loves Gear S2 premieres 1/9, JGLG live show w Glaser & John 1/19, Glaser stand-up shows in Seattle 1/20 & PDX 1/21

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  3. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Celebrities at ? David Byrne, Sean Ono Lennon, Charlotte Kemp Muhl, James Gunn, Mia Matsumiya, Cindy Cheung, Jean Grea, boneblack, Mastodon, Animal Collective, Wyatt Cenrac, Serena Altschul, Travis Walton, John Hodgman, Missy Mooney, and more.~

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  4. 10 hours ago

    Who Needs Donuts is incredible. Mark Alan Stamaty. It changed my brain. Also: Our Animal Friends at Maple Hill Farm

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  5. 10 hours ago

    Thank you Santa Cruz for making this employee hold my book up.

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  6. Retweeted

    Again...you guys won’t beat her at this.

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  7. Retweeted

    I would like to know how many reporters followed Martha McSally around after she told her House Republican colleagues about their repeal of the ACA, “Let’s get this fucking thing done!” I think it was....zero.

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  8. 18 hours ago

    I LIKE MATT BRAUNGER SO I RETWEET MATT BRAUNGER

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  9. 18 hours ago

    Seeing a female politician’s elbows is not what our founders intended. Even a single lady wrist would be a dishonor to her family! CIVILITY!

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  10. Jan 3

    Did you guess a Salacious Crumb tiki mug? jaaashtar did. And then moscowisburning did right after him. Message me your emails and I will give you your reward. gets nothing…

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  11. Jan 3

    OK. ONE HUNDRED VENCASHMOPAL DOLLARS (U.S.) to the first one to guess what’s under the putty. No toy babies this time. James and Sayla can not compete because they know the answer. Reveal…

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  12. Jan 3

    Look, you all are following the great right? I met her first via the great podcast hosted by the great and among EVERYTHING else she contributed such an amazing performance to the Secret Project I’ve been working on w/. SHE=GREAT

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  13. Jan 3

    Yes. Also: More RNs in Congress please.

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  14. Jan 3
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  15. Jan 3

    Yeah! I’ll vote for all those kids. Also and again, what dumb looks at that video with BOSTON UNIVERSITY splashed on EVERYTHING and says “huh. Must be high school. I could check her Wikipedia but nah. HISTORY CANNOT WAIT FOR ME TO RUIN HER WITH HER OWN NICE JOY!”

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  16. Jan 3

    “I’m not being monitored by a team of alien observers. You’re being monitored. No uatus.”

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  17. Jan 3

    Even if this didn’t make seem extra awesome, you’re double dumb because she was in college at this point, not high school. Also dancing is appropriate at any age. Also congrats on stepping up from renting to owning yourself so hard.

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  18. Jan 3

    Did you guess a magnifying glass for reading navigational charts that I got from with two rubber babies underneath? THEN YOU ARE THE WINNER. *** PS that’s

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    PREPARE YE FOR AN ONSLAUGHT OF LIVE SHOW PLUGS AND TICKET LINKS

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN dispenses LIVE JUSTICE in Vancouver CANADA. One night only!

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  21. Jan 3
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