The Bisexistential Dad

@hobbsisme

Hot Dad™️. Bisexual. He/Him. Drunk on internet fame. Existentially fluid.

Nashville, TN
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    26. lip 2019.

    Idk who needs to hear it but existing is fucking hard and you’re a god damn hero for sticking it out this long

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  2. I’m incredibly excited to stare blankly into the distance when people discuss the new Sufjan if it ever comes out.

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  3. ....oh good...the dodgers are gonna be loaded again

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  4. It wasn’t exactly a *cheap* laugh, I mean your mom is a classy lady and I had to take her to a really nice dinner first.

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  5. I will not let Iowa cock us, sorry, but no. Don’t even know why people are entertaining the idea

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  6. 4. velj

    Sorry I haven’t been more entertaining, I’m just distracted by fantasies of being morbidly depressed

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  7. 4. velj

    Mom: What are you doing in the kitchen, it’s 3 a.m.? Me:

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  8. 4. velj

    PM: You thought that it was special, but it was just the sex though Halsey: I’m so glad I never ever had a baby with you 🎤

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  9. 4. velj

    I like to imagine that Halsey and Post Malone are actually writing all of their songs about each other.

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  10. 4. velj

    Costar told me to use y’all but be sneaky about it

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  11. 3. velj

    Football dudes love saying “LETS GOOOOOO”

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  12. 3. velj

    Ah yes, the NFL, notorious for its support of victims of racist police brutality, said the commercial...that makes sense....

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    3. velj

    Typically I see the face of God *then* come but I get the point Bethel

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  14. 3. velj

    As J Lo and Shakira perform in the super bowl halftime I realize im the old person they try to appeal to now

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  15. 3. velj

    I vote we bring nudity back to the super bowl halftime just in a gender equal opportunity kind of way.

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    Ok google how to stop crying because I miss Loretta

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  17. 3. velj

    There’s a strange power in finding someone at the right time to have conversations with each other that neither would have ever been able to have at any other point in their lives.

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  18. 3. velj

    SMAHT PAHCK THE CAH IN HAVAHD YAHD

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  19. 2. velj

    Y’all act like nihilism is a bad thing?

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  20. 2. velj

    I think my favorite time in the cult was when I was in the less culty cult. Like we were in the cult but it was fairly chill.

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    2. velj

    y’all ever draw memes?

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