OK! Just need to get to a breaking point in what I'm doing... stand by :)
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So, my partner is making the bed the other day, and while tucking in the sheets feels something weird and hard inside the mattress, on the underside... but shrugs it off and keeps going.
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Later, this gets mentioned to me in passing, that oh hey, there's this weird mystery object sealed inside the bed: "No big deal."
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OK, fine. Whatever. But then my partner keeps bringing it up. Like: "hey I wonder what it is" and "you know, it felt pretty big."
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Like an asshole, I half suspect my partner is making it up just to ease the tedium of our existence
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So I'm like: I'm gonna need more information about this. And I start asking questions: How big was it? Was it flexible or rigid? What shape was it? What d'you think it was?
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Answers: It was several inches in each dimension. It was definitely rigid, not flexible. It was kind of in the shape of a gun. I don't know what it is. Maybe a gun?
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Ok so now i'm on red alert
wtaf "shaped like a gun"???
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So we do... and as we put our fool hands in there and rummage around it DOES feel roughly gun shaped. The only thing keeping me from losing my shit at this point is that it seems a little too small to be a gun... I think.
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It was one of those tag guns that shoots plastic filaments to attach pricetags to clothing. Huh.
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We were relieved but really confused: Why the hell would that be anywhere near a bed as it was being manufactured? And how the heck would it find its way inside? And perhaps most importantly how did we never even notice it until now?
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It reminded us of that story "The Princess & the Pea," but w/the opposite moral...
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Maybe I should write a children's book called "The Commoner & the Tag Gun" about a (not) princess that is so busy living their life & getting shit done that they don't realize that for years they're sleeping on a mattress that has a tag gun inside it for no apparent reason.
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So that, dear readers, is the end of my "what's sealed inside my bed" mystery story. And here is the tag gun herself:pic.twitter.com/hlAVIrVdV1
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Hit me up if you need any tags affixed to anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I feel like I should submit this story to
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For those of you concerned about the mattress, it survived :) We just sealed it back up. We look forward to seeing what other shit we find in it the coming years.
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