hisnameisjimmy

@hisnameisjimmy

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    Apr 5

    things that have an almost magic restorative powers: steamy shower, clean sheets in your own bed, good cookies

    4 replies 14 retweets 47 likes
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    Apr 5

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    Apr 4

    ICYMI: Why did we stop calling each other, and start wasting cycles through calendaring apps?

    2 replies 7 retweets 11 likes
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    Apr 4

    It’s time to stop letting so-called “experts” comment on subjects they know nothing about via

    7 replies 23 retweets 36 likes
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    Apr 3

    i think about this a lot

    100 replies 13,618 retweets 28,148 likes
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    Apr 3

    the new reply system is so horrible. feel like I'm trying to suck off a rat king and I can't find quite the right dick

    17 replies 90 retweets 486 likes
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    Apr 2

    Hypervelocity impact sample 💥 When a ~1/2" diam. Al ball impacts a 7" thick Al block @ 15k mph, simulating space debris hitting a spacecraft

    105 replies 2,538 retweets 3,773 likes
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    Apr 2

    This thread from July holds up nicely.

    Replying to @cshirky
    Seeing my timeline during the convention last night made me despair. We've brought fact-checkers to a culture war. Time to get serious.
    6 retweets 12 likes
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    Apr 2

    A 67-year-old retiree solved one of math's hardest problems, typed it up in MS word, and posted online.

    42 replies 1,861 retweets 3,070 likes
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    Apr 1

    Cashier: Sir, you've been staring at the freezer for twelve minutes. Are you going to make a purchase? Me:

    44 replies 6,744 retweets 14,902 likes
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    Mar 30

    Only reason to remain on Twitter.

    544 replies 8,975 retweets 13,812 likes
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    Apr 2

    "by mid century about ¼ of men in the US aged between 25 and 54 will not be working at any moment" more Trump, then?

    3 replies 6 retweets 22 likes
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    Mar 30

    Not sure which is more surreal: That reused a rocket, or he did it while revolutionizing the auto industry

    16 replies 382 retweets 729 likes
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    Mar 31

    I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility

    1 reply 26 retweets 50 likes
  15. Apr 1

    I love your little comics, and your big comics. I love them all.

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    Mar 31

    Finally

    44 replies 103 retweets 1,363 likes
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    Mar 31

    i dated an engineer at Twitter for awhile and let me tellllllll you, i never got anything i asked for either haha oh man SEND

    49 replies 1,509 retweets 8,166 likes
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    Mar 31

    Sometimes when my cats jump up on the couch and meow at me ten times in a row I respond, “Press or say ‘1’ to continue in English.”

    1 reply 7 retweets 20 likes
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    Mar 28
    Replying to

    > There are 83,000 coal miners in the entire US. Contrast: 260K in solar industry, 1.5 million kindergarten teachers.

    4 replies 128 retweets 163 likes
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    Mar 30

    McCarthyism.

    18 replies 475 retweets 877 likes

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