lol locked out of my house gonna sleep on the porch
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my roommate is not answering her phone i am Doomed
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my cat knows I am outside and is calling through the door and it is breaking my heart oh gosh
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Replying to @eigenrobot
I see you're starting GOMAN (gallon of milk a night)
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Replying to @ivashko @eigenrobot
IIRC GOMAD is a thing, but, y'know, it's night and all he's got for food is a gallon of milk. Therefore GOMAN
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