Will Jensen

@hiitsmewill

My apartment smells of rich mahogany and I have many leather bound books.

Sydney
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Joined June 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    The fix is in, wants another couple of games.

    37 replies 116 retweets 349 likes
  2. Retweeted
    1 Sep 2016

    Walking out of the office today knowing Football is back for the rest of the year

    22 replies 1,713 retweets 2,354 likes
  3. 6 Aug 2016

    Anyone else using the Olympics app having it drop in the middle of an event final??

    7 likes
  4. 20 Jul 2016

    Everything on the menu has a picture of a fish head.

    3 likes
  5. 17 Jul 2016

    "This mornings flight to Singapore has been delayed due to fog"... thi... are we being trolled?

    1 retweet 2 likes
  6. Retweeted
    1 Jun 2016

    . wants to send people to Mars. And pretty soon.

    13 replies 157 retweets 208 likes
  7. Retweeted
    27 May 2016

    A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic.

    24 replies 843 retweets 2,209 likes
  8. Retweeted
    17 May 2016

    The future, as imagined by the tech industry, will be people wandering around their house talking to objects. My grandpa was born for this.

    26 replies 703 retweets 1,413 likes
  9. 16 May 2016

    Crazy how far these guys have come in less than 2 years! Exciting stuff...

    We're eager to grow, and now we've raised $1.85M to service more of Australia!
    1 retweet
  10. Retweeted
    11 May 2016

    Alexander Hamilton = Dinesh

    Silicon Valley Season 3 Ep. 3 | George Washington
    11 replies 110 retweets 281 likes
  11. Retweeted
    6 May 2016

    The ingredients of : passion, practice, purpose, hope — in that order. Passion first.

    4 replies 134 retweets 158 likes
  12. Retweeted
    6 May 2016

    I love seeing using to show off cool things they do. Great move.

    2 replies 4 retweets 18 likes
  13. Retweeted
    3 May 2016

    Dear people outside America: Don't judge us by our presidential election process, judge us by our Apple products.

    194 replies 2,260 retweets 3,498 likes
  14. 2 May 2016

    Can't wait until I get another "missed delivery" note, then find out I also have to pay $9. This will go great.

    $9 to pick up a parcel?! argues decision doesn't solve anything
    1 reply
  15. Retweeted
    2 May 2016

    Genius 🔌 Reset Plug: A power plug that resets router & modem when your WiFi fails

    17 replies 83 retweets 189 likes
  16. Retweeted
    19 Apr 2016

    Fast, Faster or Fastest! Check out for REALLY quick delivery

    2 retweets 5 likes
  17. 23 Mar 2016

    Wooo! Watch out world, fun times and fast deliveries ahead.

    4 likes
  18. 21 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    Thanks we hope to stay in touch with you guys as things progress!

  19. Retweeted
    21 Mar 2016

    Well done to and Bryan Maass from Fetchh on their merger with Zoom2u

    1 reply 3 retweets 1 like
  20. Retweeted
    9 Mar 2016

    Most voted-up comment on TechCrunch's article breaking news of Uber's Series A investment back in 2011:

    32 replies 498 retweets 748 likes

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