Samantha put my number on one of Justin Biebers insta pics claiming it was his #....the result
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Tanya doing all of that and then asking “is Greg having an affair?” is the most Tanya has ever Tanya’d #TheWhiteLotus
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by age 28 u should have at least one senior citizen friend who’s not related to u
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Mia singing in The White Lotus lounge while all the other guests cheat, lie, and murder each other
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Everyone coming on Twitter to confirm iMessage is not working
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls always have names that ppl can’t pronounce right
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This is Lapsha. She’s wondering if these photos make her nose look big. If you could take a peek and get back to her that'd be great. 14/10
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Fall '14 at WVU wasnt even a real period of time. That Tent City/Halloween Week is about as legendary as it gets and were not even talking about the Baylor "celebration" or Oklahoma tailgate.
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WVU really had Kendrick Lamar & College Gameday during the same semester in 2014..
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If anyone is trynna profess their undying love for meDO IT QUICKLY!! The world is literally on fire and I wanna get married next week. Thx :-)
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the label’s gonna drop that pop smoke deluxe on us with shawn mendes and olivia rodrigo. let that man rest 😭
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So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky
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instead of a hot girl summer I’m having a grey gardens summer where I dress in eccentric outfits and am on the verge of financial ruin
CDC and FDA statement on recommendation to pause J&J COVID vaccines: “We are recommending a pause in the use of this vaccine out of an abundance of caution”
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unfortunately i must announce that it looks like all 2021 hipsters / indie / DIY young people dress like at least one member of the family from Matilda
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Elastigirl and the mom from dexters laboratory have the same baddie build...
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There’s pain...and then there’s *putting your retainer in after 6 months pain* I choose the latter because I have unmatched mental strength? What’re you losers doing? Drinkin oat milk?
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ESPN did me so dirty tonight
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