Shawn Murray

@HighbrowShawn

Writer for hire. Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango. 🏁

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Joined April 2010
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    Mar 11

    “Delays” by . Read it. It's a short story about trains. Spoiler alert.

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    Jul 4

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    Jul 3

    I think it’s long past time to retire the all-the-colors-of-the-rainbow “Pile O’ Heads” movie poster concept.

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    Jul 3

    There‘s no way in hell I‘m going to spend time arguing with someone who insists a “mermaid” must be white

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    Jul 4

    “I think I just threw up in my mouth” is what goes in a script when you’re not in the mood to write actual dialogue.

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    Jul 3

    Let's take a minute to reflect on all of our forebearers in comedy who opened the doors for comedians today to be able to do this kind of material. We kneel in your shadows.

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    Jul 4

    shoutout to my guy for dominating the Glock-Off

    Champ again 🏆 71 hot dogs for the legend Joey Chestnut
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    Jul 3

    I can never wrap my brain around how good NBA players are and how difficult scoring is. These players make 20 straight 3s in an open gym and go shoot 30% during games.

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    JR is not even touching rim. 🔥 Free 😤 (via )
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    Jul 3

    Just gonna ignore at the beginning where 5 ft 2 120 lb Curry is standing there looking him in the eyes and he’s walking away?

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    LeBron PUT FEAR into the warriors. Klay Thompson couldn't even stand still and look the king in the eyes 👑
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    Jul 4

    where was this energy for Bari or Ian Connor

    so asap rocky just beat a guy's ass for touching and slapping girls inappropriately and even got arrested for it... love of my life
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    Jul 2

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    Jul 3

    Jerry Seinfeld dated a high school student when he was 39

    Whats your favorite forgotten celebrity controversy? Mine is when Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House and said that Anne would have been a belieber
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    Jul 3

    Imagine being at a party..you got ur drink in your hand ...you dancing...everyone all beautiful & summer time sexy..all of a sudden u hear Eminem and his army voice “I’m not afraaaaaid...to take a stand”... coming from the speakers hahaha

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    Jul 3

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    Jul 3

    wow!

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    Jul 3

    Shit so phony.

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    "KD never bounced back from the Draymond situation." explains to why he thinks Kevin Durant parted ways with the Warriors.
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    Jul 3

    Just a thought: If Andre Iguodala gets traded again (and gets a buyout) he could be able to return to the Warriors for the vet minimum.

    Filed to ESPN: The Grizzlies do not plan to give Andre Iguodala a buyout before the season and are actively exploring the trade market for the former Finals MVP, per league sources. Rockets, Mavs among teams with interest.
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    Jul 3

    Didn’t count. Media was upset

    The 2017 Warriors won something like 31 out of their last 33 games and the two they lost were a season ender with Utah where they rested in the 4th and game 4 of the Finals where Cleveland broke all kinds of 3 point shooting records. That was the peak of the Warriors run by far.
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    Jul 1

    “Do you want to vent or do you want advice?” Just learning now, after 40 years on earth, that this might be the most important question to ask whenever a friend or loved one is upset.

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  20. Jul 3

    That's when *I* knew it was over. Literally never watched another second.

    That's when Netflix knew it was over
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  21. Jul 3

    Remember when Luke Cage dabbed?

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