I'm Dr. Dvorak

@hidvorak

Works for . Exists somewhere on the continuum between L.A. Story and Shopgirl. Foul-mouthed SJW of questionable effectiveness.

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Joined June 2008
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  1. 15 hours ago

    BUBBLETITAN IS BEST TITAN

    For some reason I just love being a bubble so much :D
    2 likes
  2. Oct 14

    No gods No kings

    9,934 retweets 18,243 likes
  3. Oct 14

    This post on Reddit gives me all the feels.

    157 retweets 284 likes
  4. Oct 14

    Attn: 😃

    ACCURATE.
  5. Oct 14

    Heating oil co. sent a “what to do if your furnace doesn’t turn back on when power comes back after 🌬💨storm” email. Good customer service!

    4 likes
  6. Oct 13

    Retweet to get $1 donated to !

    10 retweets 4 likes
  7. Oct 13

    APPARENTLY IN MY AREA THERES A BILLBOARD THAT SAYS "DONALD TRUMP MAINS HANZO AND COMPLAINS ABOUT TEAM COMP IN ALL CHAT" I NEED TO SEE IT

    7,597 retweets 11,059 likes
  8. Oct 13 Wisconsin, USA

    The iOS/Android card-based super hero game Sentinels of the Multiverse is 99 cents this weekend (reg $10). Highly recommended!

    1 retweet 1 like
  9. Oct 13

    TREBEK YOU DO PUB TRIVIA FOR A LIVING YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO TALK

    0:26
    Yoooooooo, Alex Trebek is the coldest dude in the game, lololololol. I'm dying laughing.
  10. Oct 12

    Phantasm: 👍👍❗

    1 like
  11. Oct 12

    No, wait. *This* face, forever.

  12. Oct 12

    Worst. Babysitters. Ever.

  13. Oct 12

    This is my new favorite face. I shall wear it forever.

    2 likes
  14. Oct 12

    Tonight I watch PHANTASM for the first time.

    1 like
  15. Oct 12

    OH MY GOD IT *WAS* SARAH PAULSON IN AMERICAN GOTHIC. (I have it on DVD. It is still awesome.)

    also starring: · Sarah Paulson, as a ghost · Twitter’s Nick Searcy · young handsome Jake Weber · April O’Neil
  16. Oct 12

    (Note that no states chose Whoppers. This is because all malted candies are garbage. I will fite U.)

    2 likes
  17. Oct 12

    AIRHEADS? Washington, what is wrong with us?!?! In other news: you can take the boy out of Oregon, but you can’t take Oregon out of the boy.

    America's favorite Halloween candy by state via : What's your favorite?
  18. Oct 10

    This should go as wide as possible.

    11,644 retweets 6,681 likes
  19. Oct 11

    This election is such a downer. So, here's a baby ocelot thinking about jumping on your head.

    165 retweets 308 likes
  20. Oct 11

    I don’t forgive Tr*mp voters for what they do, but an interview w/author of Hillbilly Elegy taught me that I didn’t understand them at all.

    1 like

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