Heather Havrilesky

@hhavrilesky

Columnist & . My book How To Be A Person In The World comes out in July, preorder it here:

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  1. Part I of podcast development process: Rewriting plucky show tunes to encompass themes of incredulity, bitterness, reluctant closure.

  2. "Why would I do more time for crimes so far from true? I don’t need ANYTHING from YOU!”

  3. "You like to rehash the ways that I've failed you, To hear you retell it, I flayed and impaled you!"

  4. It turns out that "I Don't Need Anything But You!" from Annie sounds better when sung with the words "I Don't Need Anything From You!"

  5. I might have to revive the rabbit blog just so I can get more letters like these: QUALITY.

  6. Found a birthday flyer from +/-15yrs ago, this was on the back. Only better w/age, . Thank you.

  7. Kobe pretending to wipe his head but he's crying 😥

  8. Here's a handy chart to help you pick a candidate to vote for.

  9. If someone proposes to you via flash mob, you're legally allowed to murder them

  10. Ask Polly: I'm an outspoken comedian and men don't want me! responds:

  11. The heart and soul of , Ruth Henrich, lost her job there today after 18 fine, loyal, brilliant years. It's so awful

  12. RT : Side-by-side: Clinton vs. Bernie talking about the MetLife "Too-Big-to-Fail" case.

  13. In my day we used to call that "looking a little bit like Sally Jesse Raphael." It was a different kind of a litmus test.

  14. I went to a reading where three young women in interesting glasses mentioned "interesting glasses" as a litmus test for coolness.

  15. Savoring the process (no matter what the outcome might be) naturally lowers the stakes & raises the quality of your work.

  16. The more I learn to savor experimenting with difficult new forms, the more I hear accomplished artists talking about the joys of failure.

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