Heather Havrilesky
@hhavrilesky
Columnist @TheCut & @Bookforum. My book How To Be A Person In The World comes out in July, preorder it here: http://tinyurl.com/jfl5uwr
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I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "How the fuck does she do it?" Some very specific instructions:http://bit.ly/1iQEMjM
1:44 PM - 5 May 2014 · Details200 retweets 509 likes
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"My first thought when the surgeon told me I had breast cancer was, Of course. I finally wrote a book. Now I die."http://tinyurl.com/hvyrktx
12:00 PM - 15 Apr 2016 · Details1 retweet 3 likes
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Part I of podcast development process: Rewriting plucky show tunes to encompass themes of incredulity, bitterness, reluctant closure.
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"Why would I do more time for crimes so far from true? I don’t need ANYTHING from YOU!”
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"You like to rehash the ways that I've failed you, To hear you retell it, I flayed and impaled you!"
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It turns out that "I Don't Need Anything But You!" from Annie sounds better when sung with the words "I Don't Need Anything From You!"
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I might have to revive the rabbit blog just so I can get more letters like these: http://tinyurl.com/jrdvsof QUALITY.
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Found a birthday flyer from +/-15yrs ago, this was on the back. Only better w/age,
@hhavrilesky. Thank you.pic.twitter.com/yYZ4s77y2U
9:02 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details4 retweets 28 likes -
Josephine Tovey Retweeted The Verge
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The Verge @vergePhone-friendly movie theaters for millennials are coming http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/13/11428186/amc-ceo-says-let-millennials-text-in-cinemas?utm_campaign=theverge&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter … pic.twitter.com/464WnYwrkp8 retweets 24 likes -
Heather Havrilesky Retweeted ABC News
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ABC News @ABCAt Pennsylvania rally, Donald Trump calls to "bring back" Penn State coach Joe Paterno. http://abcn.ws/1N9qE58 pic.twitter.com/5KsTnFG4nJ2 retweets 5 likes -
Kobe pretending to wipe his head but he's crying
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Here's a handy chart to help you pick a candidate to vote for.pic.twitter.com/5iVLu4vdH5
8:11 AM - 25 Mar 2016 · Details233 retweets 234 likes -
If someone proposes to you via flash mob, you're legally allowed to murder them
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Ask Polly: I'm an outspoken comedian and men don't want me!
@hhavrilesky responds: http://thecut.io/1N8kxhB pic.twitter.com/EVXfGhV1wO
6:23 AM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details25 retweets 76 likes -
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@zatchry: Side-by-side: Clinton vs. Bernie talking about the MetLife "Too-Big-to-Fail" case.@NYDailyNewspic.twitter.com/4eMw0prSm4
2:01 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details16 retweets 16 likes -
In my day we used to call that "looking a little bit like Sally Jesse Raphael." It was a different kind of a litmus test.
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I went to a reading where three young women in interesting glasses mentioned "interesting glasses" as a litmus test for coolness.
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Savoring the process (no matter what the outcome might be) naturally lowers the stakes & raises the quality of your work.
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The more I learn to savor experimenting with difficult new forms, the more I hear accomplished artists talking about the joys of failure.
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