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@hharden85
Interests include NCAA and elite gymnastics 🤸‍♂️ , standup comedy, politics, MLS ⚽️, and weather. 🏳️‍🌈.
Atlanta, GAJoined March 2014

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I spoke to Auburn gymnastics star Derrian Gobourne and her brother, Derric — who went viral for dancing at her meet — about their upbringing, their passion for performance, and how they’ve helped bring Black culture into gymnastics (me for ):
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I missed this yesterday and will never again be able to watch this team without thinking about “robotic Zoolander”
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I wish the landings weren’t as emphasized in college gymnastics as they are. It’s like nothing else matters besides sticking the dismount. Idc about a tiny hop. Reward the gymnast for what she’s doing on the apparatus as much as what she’s doing to get off of it.
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Do I think athletes should name search on Twitter? No. Would I completely and totally do it even if I were a world-class athlete? Yes.
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I’m honestly not as mad about the number of 10s as I am about the overall high scoring. Like yes some of the 10s should be 9.95s but the more egregious violation (to me) are the 9.9s that really should be 9.75s. We’re not separating routines at all.
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Look at the scores for Washington’s fulls (which are pretty reasonable) and tell me what this rotation would have scored in some arenas last night.
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I am waiting on a FedEx delivery that I must sign for and it could be delivered anytime before 8pm and of course all I can think of is the 1,000,000 errands I could be doing on a weekday off.
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Well anyway, final scoring aside, that was definitely one of the most entertaining meets of the weekend. Congratulations to both teams for bringing the performance.
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Is anybody going to be able to keep OU from defending their title? Everyone else has a soft spot here or there in the rotation but not OU.
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I mean, the home cooking on floor put it over the top but Arkansas put themselves in position to win starting with that vault rotation.
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