I spoke to Auburn gymnastics star Derrian Gobourne and her brother, Derric — who went viral for dancing at her meet — about their upbringing, their passion for performance, and how they’ve helped bring Black culture into gymnastics (me for ):
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I missed this yesterday and will never again be able to watch this team without thinking about “robotic Zoolander”
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I wish the landings weren’t as emphasized in college gymnastics as they are. It’s like nothing else matters besides sticking the dismount. Idc about a tiny hop. Reward the gymnast for what she’s doing on the apparatus as much as what she’s doing to get off of it.
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Best sketch of the season
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Do I think athletes should name search on Twitter? No.
Would I completely and totally do it even if I were a world-class athlete? Yes.
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I’m honestly not as mad about the number of 10s as I am about the overall high scoring. Like yes some of the 10s should be 9.95s but the more egregious violation (to me) are the 9.9s that really should be 9.75s. We’re not separating routines at all.
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Look at the scores for Washington’s fulls (which are pretty reasonable) and tell me what this rotation would have scored in some arenas last night.
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Biggest takeaway from the Chinese balloon situation?
Too many Americans cannot spell the word “balloon”.
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This sums up tonight’s insanity pretty well.
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ESPN is clearly afraid of Greg’s tweets.
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Give Jordan the 10!!!!!
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Kathy is just flat-out disappointed with UCLA’s vaulting and girl, same.
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Suni ate so that’s all that matters.
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Alabama might have won the meet outright but we’ll never know because the judges are just gifting it to them.
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That routine got a 9.925? One judge threw a 10???
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I’m watching Auburn / Alabama but the TL is gagging over the scoring at Florida / Arkansas so it must be realllll bad.
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Oooh I could listen to Kennedy quip “you can’t save that” all day
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I am waiting on a FedEx delivery that I must sign for and it could be delivered anytime before 8pm and of course all I can think of is the 1,000,000 errands I could be doing on a weekday off.
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Just, you know, make sure you do it in the Trader Joe’s parking lot
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It’s Wednesday. You’re not wearing pink. You have to go engage in discourse with the Facebook groups.
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I don’t have an iconic tweet because I am a TWEET-DELETER.
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Well anyway, final scoring aside, that was definitely one of the most entertaining meets of the weekend. Congratulations to both teams for bringing the performance.
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If I’m Oregon State I’m salty as hell right now. They got robbed.
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Oregon State has not been a counting fall worse than UCLA. Should be no way for UCLA to win this.
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So Val and her husband didn’t move to Fayetteville? Or they did and they moved back?
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I wanna fight the judge who gave Jordan 9.95
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Loved that 1/1 on back pike off. Well done.
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If only Florida and UCLA could combine their vault lineups they’d have six solid vaulters.
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Does anyone like *both* the UCLA and Oregon State leos? I feel like it’s very much one or the other for most folks.
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What specifically made it a “tough environment” Jim?
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Is anybody going to be able to keep OU from defending their title? Everyone else has a soft spot here or there in the rotation but not OU.
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Help I —
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Jay when a gymnast suggests a BLM meet
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Yep. What I’m having to do is type my response, hit reply, then a pop up cones up and I tap “Go to Drafts.” Then from there I can click my comment and post it. Just a whole a** mess.
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HOW CAN YOU ACTUALLY HEAR THIS SO CLEARLY WHAT
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I mean, the home cooking on floor put it over the top but Arkansas put themselves in position to win starting with that vault rotation.
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Kathy is really minimizing the errors for some reason.
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