Belphegor

@hfs_belphegor

summoner of demons | reinventor of wheels | shifter of bits | king of cups | plague doctor | inhibitor of neurotransmitter reuptake | 1/4 of

Dallas, TX
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2015.

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    I had to *TALK* to someone because of this. I demand compensation for this Microsoft.

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  2. 3. velj

    If MS Teams doesn’t come back up soon, I think my company is going to become insolvent. Or at least become a carbon monoxide hazard, as we have no choice but to revert to smoke signals.

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  3. 31. sij

    When faced with a tough binary choice, grab a coin. Assign one choice to heads, the other tails. Take it between your thumb and forefinger, flip with all your might. Don’t bother looking for it when it lands; your gut made the decision while the coin was in the air.

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    30. sij

    If you’re a minority/person of color in tech and are interested in a career at Twitter please DM me 🙏🏽

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  7. 31. sij

    If keeps writing detections that interfere with UAC operations, how will they ever open a portal to Hell?

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  8. 29. sij
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  9. 29. sij

    How do you know when it’s time to start looking for a new job? 2 years? 3? Personally, my line in the sand is 20,000 unread emails.

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  10. 24. sij
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  11. 24. sij

    The bar I’m in is packed full of elderly white people watching some kind of professional golf event, many of whom are visibly frustrated because someone keeps playing NWA’s “Fuck the Police” on the jukebox.

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  12. 23. sij

    Brainstorming ways to get rich in 2020

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    23. sij

    So excited to announce that I’ll be giving my presentation on Renaissance and early modern cryptography, “CryptoParty Like It’s 1499”, at 5.0 in Milwaukee! This one has been a long time in the making, and I can’t wait to share it with all of you!

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  14. 22. sij

    Consumer software costs $7/mo. Enterprise software costs $1,000,000/yr. There are no other prices. Fight me.

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  15. 16. sij

    Channeling

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  16. 16. sij

    Someone put me in charge of wiring up a new phish report button in Outlook:

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  17. 16. sij

    Human beings get to pick zero or two of the following: (1) be genuinely nice, (2) be Tom Hanks, (3) be a serial killer. That’s how I know Paul Rudd has a crawlspace full of bones.

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  18. 10. sij

    I understand he liked to install malware by delivering sermons to /mnt.

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  19. 10. sij

    Jesus also had a black hat streak. One time he turned one phish into thousands.

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  20. 10. sij
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