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  1. May 18

    As a graduation gift, I gave the opportunity to eat dinner across the room from Drake. 👨🏻‍🎓

  2. Retweeted
    May 6
  3. May 5

    I AM DOG-SITTING AND THE HAPPIEST I HAVE EVER BEEN. THIS IS PEPE.

  4. Apr 30
  5. Apr 27

    Had a dream last night where my parents had an English bulldog named Tom Ford. Now I want an English bulldog named Tom Ford.

  6. Apr 17

    It's never a good day when you look at yourself in the mirror and think you look like Weird Al Yankovic.

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    Apr 8

    Please God bless me with a child who checks if I have Foundation on before slobbering me

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    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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    Apr 5

    The best Pepsi ad tbh

  10. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Let us take this time to remember the absolute masterpiece that Jenna Lyons wore to Solange's wedding:

  11. Mar 28

    Things my husband texts me:

  12. Mar 26

    I liked Beauty & the Beast and all, but then I started watching bc Dan Stevens. Haven't stopped thinking about it since.

  13. Mar 25

    I've experienced many things in my life, but never a person taking a selfie with flash during a movie in the theater. Until today.

  14. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    Well, this is the best video I've seen today.

  15. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    Hey "La La Land" remember when you gave us that fake happy ending and then took it away How's it feel

  16. Retweeted
    Feb 22

    what if the new planets discovered us too

  17. Jan 19

    I need my brain to stop tricking itself into thinking that quinoa bowls are a good idea.

  18. Jan 4

    My nephew is clearly excited to get a new baby brother today.

  19. Jan 1

    Do yourself a favor and watch 's insta story. It's making me all sorts of happy.

  20. 17 Dec 2016

    Note to self: do not watch This is Us while applying liquid eyeliner.

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