Heydon

@heydonworks

Secularism, Satanism, Semiotics. Designer and technical writer. Teaching you CSS on . 🌎 He/him or they/them.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2011.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. prije 7 sati

    Another classic Heydon Monday night rice bowl. Panko is the best thing since sliced bread. Sauce is Frank's Red Hot + Tahini + Soy sauce.

    Rice bowl with coleslaw and sauce topped fried chicken.
  2. prije 8 sati

    Periodic reminder that you don'y need to transpile your JavaScript for the most part. The explanation for why is hidden in this ridiculous video.

  3. prije 9 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I just use the module/nomodule pattern for most stuff, as described in my (questionably directed) video.

  4. prije 9 sati

    Why are all recipe websites in fucking bits?

    Recipe website with header detached, obscuring stuff and modal begging me to accept notifications, plus a load of ads.
  5. 2. velj
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    This is the best Youtube tutorial I have ever seen, by at least 2 orders of magnitude.

  6. 1. velj

    el-p is a genius. That is all.

  7. 1. velj

    This chakat has nice green hair. And is an electrician working for a public school.

    Chakat lion creature stands on stoll in hallway to change lightbulb.
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  8. 1. velj

    This chakat looks like the Thundercat Cheetara, but with 4 legs. She has just completed an olympic race, and came 16th, presumably because she has a less aerodynamic shape and is a whole torso and two arms heavier.

    Cheetah with human torso and cat face on race track.
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  9. 1. velj

    This chakat (which is like a centaur but a cat) has the markings of... a zebra? And human tits.

    Stripey cat/zebra/human female creature
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  10. 30. sij

    A story in three parts.

    An email to me from someone saying "Greetings! I wish to bring to your notice aprofitable financial deal i want to discuss with you, Please confirm the receipt of this email for more details.
Thanks,"
    My reply email says: I would love to confirm the receipt of your email, but unfortunately the email was not received. Perhaps you could try sending it again.
    He resends the first message. Which he must be typing out, because "a profitable" is no longer one word.
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  11. 29. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    There can be only one.

  12. 29. sij
    Family tree diagram. Top left (mother?) is the Sass CSS preprocessor with its cateye retro glasses icon. Top right (father?) is two scary men from the S.A.S. (Special Air Service). These combine to make S.AssS: Two scary S.A.S. men wearing cateye retro glasses.
  13. 28. sij

    Cover mockup. It's all about the green.

    By bye Billionaires book, with strapline: "A book about capitalism for all ages". A big evil monster with dollar signs in his eyes looms over a small figure. The small figure is waving him goodbye.
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  14. 27. sij
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  15. 27. sij

    Everyone saying it should be 'taurso' is categorically wrong. You are thinking of minotaurs (see below)

    A minotaur. The head is labeled mino and the body is labeled mano.
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  16. 27. sij

    Don't worry, I've added it to urban dictionary:

    Horso definition. Definition reads: The horse part of a centaur. A complete centaur consists of the torso (the human part) and the horso (the horse part). Used in a sentence: "Oh, so the part below Joe The Centaur's torso is his horso. That makes perfect sense. Thank you, and I do hope you enjoy your stay here in Truro."
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  17. 27. sij

    Something very important just occurred to me about centaurs.

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  18. 26. sij
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  19. 26. sij

    Welcome, . If you've established what the 'best' Bible verses are, I can only assume this processes has revealed the worst Bible verses. Could you tell me what they are please? Which are the lowest quality parts of the Bible?

    Best scriptures and bible verses followed me
  20. 26. sij

    Final four before I set up the crowdfunder.

    Picture of giant shiny armadillo looming over a house. Text reads: Capital is wealth, 
                 in a large sum.
               Sometimes it is
                  just money, and
                       other times 
                      it is
                     things worth
           a lot of money, like 
      a big house, or an even
      bigger solid gold 
statue of an 
    armadillo.
    Herediatry line of Royal family. Money moves down the family tree. Text reads: Where does it come
from, though? For
  some it is inherited. 
 They have it just 
 because it was handed 
down to them. 
    The British 
Royal Family 
has a LOT of 
capital, and
 it stays in 
    the family.
    Smug looking posh person, with a nonplussed person shrugging behind them. Text reads: It's easy to think
     you're better
     than other people
   when you have a lot
     of money. After all, 
    it's what everyone
  wants more of. But
  if you haven't done
    anything to get it, 
    it doesn't really
make YOU special.
    Man excitedly dreams of money that spontaneously multiplies. Text reads: In any case, capitalism is where you 
    start with some capital and 
    you make more of it.
     It's not magic! You
   can't make something
    from nothing. What 
      a capitalist 
    makes is 
    always at
   someone
    else's
   cost... 

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