Dan Schenker

@heydanschenker

Photographer 📷, serial student, puppy dad. Let's talk about , comic books, and social media. Teach me something new! 🗣Tweets are my own.

Newton, NJ
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Joined August 2011
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  1. Jun 10

    It's time to hang up your cape, Adam West. Rest in peace.

    2 retweets 1 like
  2. Jun 1

    I'm wearing a Captain America shirt, a Star Wars hat, and I'm eating Harry Potter butterbeer ice cream. This is completely fine. – at Hayek's Market

    3 replies 6 likes
  3. May 26

    "There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign." —Robert Louis Stevenson

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  4. May 25

    If she chooses to watch Good Burger on her birthday, wife her. Happy birthday ! 🎉

    4 likes
  5. May 23

    When you tell people you exercise but actually just live near a

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  6. May 15

    "Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do." —Bruce Lee

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  7. May 13

    I'll have this on repeat today. Master of None - Season 2 OST

  8. May 13

    Season 2 of was an emotional rollercoaster: I was hungry, then happy, then sad, then hungry again. Mostly hungry, actually.

  9. May 5

    "Don't let the mistakes and disappointments of the past control and direct your future." —Zig Ziglar

    1 retweet 4 likes
  10. May 4
    Replying to

    So here's what I said when I got off the train.

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  11. May 4

    "Oh, I know that guy! Chupacabra or something, right?" The ladies on the train are quizzing each other to prep for 😂🏆

    1 reply 2 likes
  12. May 3

    "Neat — I got invited to view this document in Google Docs today! I don't know who invited me to it, but what could go wrong?"

    5 likes
  13. May 3
    Replying to

    I'm never going to let this die. 😂

    3 likes
  14. May 2

    "The mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions." —Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  15. May 1

    🐻 He was on life support for four days! He's feeling MUCH better now and should be released back into the wild ASAP. ❤️ – at Antler Ridge Wildlife Sanctuary

    8 likes
  16. Apr 29

    "Spare me your foul gaze, woman!" —me to the clerk when I order ice cream instead of eating dinner.

    2 likes
  17. Apr 26

    ⚔️ The hero only fails if it happens at the end of the story. Otherwise, it's a plot twist.

    2 retweets 9 likes
  18. Apr 25

    update: wires down at Sunnyside Yard which caused 30+ delays at – at New York Penn Station

    3 replies 1 like
  19. Apr 25

    A word to NJ commuters heading home through : don't 😅

    2 replies 2 retweets
  20. Apr 25

    🙌🏻🙏🏻🎉

    We won three this year! Thank you, !! See a full list of the winners here:

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