We’re off to a magnificent start. Very realistic environment. We’re in for a treat, I can already tell.pic.twitter.com/XLWoBejSFX
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I bought this hacker themed trashy romance book and I’m going to live tweet it right now. Be thankful for this thread when you enjoy your holiday feast. Cc: @magpie2800pic.twitter.com/juD3m0OFUc
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Also, the boss totally forgets who is running the project. This is hitting so close to home.
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Omg this employer is a massive sex harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.pic.twitter.com/VnHy2FleLZ
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If these two paragraphs don’t make you want to smash late stage capitalism, nothing willpic.twitter.com/ulAFjipNyu
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From what I gather, this is a different character. Ross enterprises is the umbrella company that owns White Hat Security...I guess?pic.twitter.com/p6Or98u9Gp
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A company gets compromised digitally, that company loses a million dollars, a hacker girl is brought in to clean up the mess, and boom. You have grand babies. It’s the perfect plan.pic.twitter.com/5bdPcSouh6
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I think this is the hacker girl talking now. A little hard to follow.pic.twitter.com/acstuWmK4I
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I’m not sorry for this. It’s the first thing I thought of.pic.twitter.com/1XeItOH0Si
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She’s going to fuck over her boss’ home network because he said her hair looks like a basketball after an iffy dye job.pic.twitter.com/RpuJsYXyWD
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And like, there have been worse justifications for doing something so personal. I’d burn down a domicile if someone shit talked my hair. All I’m saying is, targeting a home network takes a bit more thought and planning then, “these are my plans tonight.”
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Ooooookay. Starting to catch onto what’s happening here. Hacker girl, Sophie, her dad went to jail for ripping off rich asshole’s family, Alex. Alex is the creepy rich guy who sleeps with his employees. Gross.pic.twitter.com/U4srW2ztTe
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So Sophie hates him. But I’m guessing she’s gonna get it on with him.
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And now he’s bragging about his coffee machine. I hope it’s IoT and is used as a pivot when Sophie wrecks his shit. I have a feeling it’s not gonna go down that way but a girl can dream.pic.twitter.com/n4XDS5ANWO
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I realized I missed an important plot development. Bridget changed her name from Claire Highmore. Highmore is the guy Alex’s dad put in jail. I’m having a really hard time comprehending how all the characters relate.pic.twitter.com/ZzqOEwOHQh
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So much going on here. Is this a fire sale?? But I’m all seriousness...buy me lunch and I won’t hack your company
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Yooooo gay hacker just dropped on the plot. Prediction: this is a suddenly gay hacker themed trashy romance novel .pic.twitter.com/rKPWbXLHax
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I got it wrong. The Ross company doesn’t own Bridget’s company, white hat security. Deeply ashamed I got that wrong.
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I wish his dick could actually talk. That would add a whole new dimension to this.pic.twitter.com/NRNRt4wUgv
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Who among this man’s female subordinates has he not boned?? This is exactly why you DONT womanize In your own company. Alex is worried Ms. Hatcher, a woman in his finance division, doesn’t embezzle to get back at him.pic.twitter.com/ro7VDD6Mic
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Sounds like this company doesn’t even have a password policy, or at least that the owner’s kid got a special exemption. And they wonder why the finance department leaks money. But hey, at least the owner’s spoiled shit of a kid will give him a grandchild.pic.twitter.com/CDA6b0Ka8h
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1) It’s so odd to me that the author grasps the concept of a phish but doesn’t use the right term for it. It’s fascinating. 2) I really want to run a red team engagement on this company. Imagine the possibilities.pic.twitter.com/nPnzS80Xmg
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I see a lot of you all trash talking this book, but real talk, this book does a great job of illustrating how womanizing is a huge security risk that should be taken seriously. This guys company wouldn’t survive a
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