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    ZDF heute-show‏Verified account @heuteshow 24 May 2020

    Immer noch gesünder als Desinfektionsmittelpic.twitter.com/rgtIZ97OVc

    11:13 pm - 24 May 2020
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    • Legendaeres Nightdragon1306 F Finn :) Testolenni Lena möllli DictionDictionDiction Sorry Bae Nadia
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      1. Stefan Theo‏ @StefanTheo74 24 May 2020
        Replying to @heuteshow

        Maybe the medical doctors should have a look at it!

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      1. Atlantos_61‏ @Atlantos_61 24 May 2020
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        Da denk ich sofort an Carmen Thomas. Sie kann ja im Land der Erfinder der FakeNews eine Sendung starten „Hallo Doof-Wagen“

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      1. Heiko Müller‏ @Ekynos 24 May 2020
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        pic.twitter.com/UUlTckmHUb

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      2. Lars‏ @LarsEarth 24 May 2020
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        Der Präsident trinkt nun Urin, doch vorher läßt er ihn gut ziehn. Dann wirkt die Pisse einfach besser. Sein Sachverstand ist scharf wie'n Messer.

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      3. Karl Laschnikov‏ @KarlLaschnikov2 24 May 2020
        Replying to @LarsEarth @heuteshow

        Das erinnert mich an Lord Maul aus Der Schuh des Manitu,....hmmmm, lecker Spargeltee..... und sogar noch warm *schlappe schlappe schlurf.. 🤪 🤪

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      1. T.J. Weber‏ @TJWebr 24 May 2020
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        #VoteHimAway

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      1. labourlawlover‏ @Fisamatente 24 May 2020
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        ...und billiger

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      1. Der Sumicius‏ @Sumicius_Verus 24 May 2020
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        ... We just need to get Bear Grylls to pee enough for all U.S. citizens.

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      2. GreenGroblin‏ @Green_Groblin 24 May 2020
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        Vllt. benutzt er es bereits, um seine Haare damit zu tönen 😁

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      3. I couldn't think of a better name‏ @Icouldntthink13 26 May 2020
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        Meinst du mit "Haare" die tote Katze auf seinem Kopf?

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