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i am marge simpson and i will not rest until you tear down this septagon
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girls when they realise they have paralysing weight of choice and theyre starving watching the handle of clock move them to a future they can’t control
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my mum: I’m watching but I’m very anti-Charles
me: is that-
mum: my Diana funko pop yes
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Start playing hot cross buns
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How am I just no realises petals for Armor is pronounced petels for ARMOUR and not petal for Amore
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Checked into my flight with 13 minutes to spare and secured an extra legroom seat
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I don’t care how good the food out of your 30 year aged skillet is I’m not having a pan that isn’t cleaned in my kitchen
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If you’re not using ChatGPT for every aspect of your life you’re falling behind.
I spent 20mins using ChatGPT to do something that would take 1min with Google—here’s how I did it and how you can too:
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Prince William making the pledge:
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| NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud:
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Dearb in Manc going to the gym while I’m going to get highlights … such a power couple
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Why is there a band playing outside my flat I left Northern Ireland to avoid exactly this ???
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This woman would not have survived uploading a YouTube video in school in 2011
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yeah ain’t nobody gon survive if that shit happens to me
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Have been listening to a Qanon podcast where they interview family members who have lost loved ones to the Q rabbit hole to the point where they don’t speak anymore and the way they genuinely talk as if they’re dead and don’t think they’re ever coming back is heartbreaking
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Imagining a world where she rises to a list fame and we get the Erika Jayne European Stadium tour
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I have no words
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Pictured: me sitting at a tram stop after getting off halfway to my destination because ticket inspectors got on and I hadn’t tapped in
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gay people don’t have conversations. we exchange increasingly niche pop culture references for about 5 minutes before parting ways
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me 3 glasses of wine in admiring myself in the mirror
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That fish got places to be !!!
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damn how y’all know bro wasn’t on his way to work? just stopping and squeezing him that’s a grown ass man with a family 
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