Maggie Gilbert

@hernamewsMagGiL

sometimes i've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Joined October 2010
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  1. Jun 7

    Think I can bring my cat as my plus one to my high school reunion?

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  2. Jun 4

    Mood

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  3. May 31

    Can't sleep. Too much funny. Gonna need so much tomorrow.

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  4. May 30

    Veronica Webb just emailed me. Getting back into work ain't so bad.

  5. May 29
    Replying to

    Update: we've been to the ER once and the bride did the worm on the dance floor last night (unrelated)

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  6. May 26
    Replying to

    Girl next to me on the flight has a bag of hard-boiled eggs for breakfast. Talk about not giving a fuck. You do you girl!

    1 reply 3 likes
  7. May 26
    Replying to

    In the security line, bride just quipped "I hope Ashley doesn't miscarry while we're on this trip"

    1 reply 2 likes
  8. May 26

    Now live tweeting Sam's bachelorette party. En route to Austin!

    1 reply 2 likes
  9. May 24

    "Did you see that like 10 massage parlors got raided yesterday? For giving the business to wieners!" -

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  10. May 23

    Had BOTH of my recurring dreams last night. Running from a tornado and eating pancakes.

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  11. May 18

    Turn ons: trivago commercials.

  12. May 16

    Had a dream about changing the default font for my google docs from ariel to CALIBRI so that's where I'm at.

  13. May 14

    I want to have a baby just so I can actively choose against a cheesy announcement on Facebook.

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  14. May 13
    Replying to

    Happy Mother's Day!

  15. May 13

    Just watched my mom learn that her mom's mom lived to 97. (My grandma just moved in with my mom.) Never have I seen such a look of terror.

    1 reply
  16. May 11

    Just got my developer to apologize for mansplaining 💪

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  17. Retweeted
    May 8

    From ._.winston: "This is my cat Pete. He was found in a dumpster at 2 months old and has been my talkative feline ginger friend for …

    5 replies 54 retweets 278 likes
  18. May 8

    Someone just told me I was a "wonderful human" in a work email, so got that going for me :)

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  19. May 6

    James and I went to sleep at the same time. I woke up at 6, he's still sleeping. Not jealous at all.

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  20. Retweeted
    May 4

    . Thanks, this'll be helpful when we redo the bathroom.

    5 replies 22 retweets 119 likes

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