Matthew Henkler

@henkler

Tech Fiend. Fixer. Not Batman.

Chicago, IL
matthewhenkler.com
Joined February 2008
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  1. May 5

    Why do you brush your teeth every day but can't seem to stick to flossing? Science can help.

  2. Feb 23

    I'm sorry, but your dog is fat. What can you do about it?

  3. Feb 17

    A carpet replacement causes my home to explode. Do you have the right fire extinguishers?

  4. 21 Dec 2016

    I'm not sure if this makes me feel old or proud that I had good taste in music.

  5. 20 Dec 2016

    Does 'cogito ergo sum' still apply if you are just a simulated person? Sorry Descartes, you and I may not be real.

  6. 20 Dec 2016

    My friend Wendy knows how you can get focused in 2017. My favorite is #3.

  7. 20 Dec 2016

    Patients of female docs have lower mortality rates, new massive study finds. Not surprised, but I'm probably biased.

  8. 19 Dec 2016

    Back and neck pain is a global epidemic. I had my employer buy me a standing desk so I didn't add to the statistics.

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  9. 19 Dec 2016

    Grest scifi you probably missed watching this year:

  10. 19 Dec 2016

    Wondering how you got to 5pm and still haven't finished that thing that was due today? Blame the Monkey.

  11. 19 Dec 2016

    I'm married to a doc, so I may be colonized with MRSA, VRSA, and the Plague. Eating tonight off the bathroom floor.

  12. 19 Dec 2016

    My family doesn't pay full price for anything. Learn my method to get the best deal on your last-minute gifts.

  13. 19 Dec 2016

    So apparently I have a website now. And a Facebook Page. And at least one Twitters. I'm rolling like it's 2004.

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