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Is this part of the New Cruelty? I’m afraid so. | I write for @newyorker and I swear to god I’m not a restaurant critic | hi@helenlikesyou dot com | she/her

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    Eels‏Verified account @hels 14 Oct 2016

    No no, of course, you're right, so few men actually talk to women that waypic.twitter.com/Wftx7YWqyh

    10:45 AM - 14 Oct 2016
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      2. Eels‏Verified account @hels 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @hels

        Would you say I was... asking for it?pic.twitter.com/iCHVV1Bo5t

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      2. Jacob Harris‏Verified account @harrisj 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @hels

        I am both grateful for a blocklist but also aware at how much easier it makes it for me to gloss over the vile scum haunting Twitter

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      3. Jacob Harris‏Verified account @harrisj 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @harrisj @hels

        Not that they harass me... The worst I've had to deal with is someone from Texas making fun of Maryland.

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      1. aloe deez leggse‏ @Jewthulhu 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @hels

        I'm confused. A) Why is he training fighting porcines? That's animal cruelty. B) How do they learn to do wrestling moves?

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      1. Lori McKee-Estep‏ @Lollie_LuLu 14 Oct 2016
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        @IsobelCarr he seems nice.

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      1. Emily Hughes is moving to MA‏ @emilyhughes 14 Oct 2016
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        ugh reported, I'm sorry

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      1. ebroodle‏ @ebroodle 14 Oct 2016
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        I am so sorry you are being spoken to and threatened like this

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      1. Walton Goggins' Baskin-Robbins‏ @tylergilfoster 14 Oct 2016
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        on a semi-off-topic note, clicked the RT icon three times before I realized the one I was tapping was part of the image

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      1. Robin LeBlanc, from work‏Verified account @TheThirstyWench 14 Oct 2016
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        The noble gentlesir giving a little locker room talk, is all! It's fine. Just...fine. Apparently.

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      2. Samit Sarkar helped secure a fair union contract‏Verified account @SamitSarkar 14 Oct 2016
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        credit where it's due, "girthy hog" is a new one

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      1. Camron Flanders‏ @camflan 14 Oct 2016
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        @support it’s no wonder you’re having problems selling if you allow this behavior Maybe 4chan will purchase you. @hels

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      1. Inconthievable‏ @rollah 14 Oct 2016
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        @twitter I'd like to apply for the safety team, as soon as you start one. Please let me know where to send my CV. @hels @WillMcAvoyACN

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      1. Teresa Baker‏ @T_Bake7 14 Oct 2016
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        The idea that this guy can get anyone to sleep with him without using force boggles the mind.

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      2. Joanne‏ @AyjayH 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @hels @WillMcAvoyACN

        Really, I would have. Who are these people? :(

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      3. Joanne‏ @AyjayH 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @AyjayH @WillMcAvoyACN

        OK, answered it for myself - checked & it's a new a/c about anal sex with 51 followers. Narrow representation, thank goodness

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      4. Joanne‏ @AyjayH 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @AyjayH @WillMcAvoyACN

        that's not a pun, by the way - just an observation.

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      1. Joanne‏ @AyjayH 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @hels @WillMcAvoyACN

        I must be know the wrong kind of men as I have never heard anyone say that. I'd remember as I'd hve recommended therapy

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      1. Charlie Corley‏ @Charlie_Corley 14 Oct 2016
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        I'm not exactly sure what a "hog" is... Doesn't sound very pleasant.

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