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I write about food for the New Yorker and I’m really truly not a restaurant critic | hi@helenlikesyou dot com | she/her

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    Helen Rosner‏Verified account @hels 28 Jun 2018
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    This Is Just to Say I have eaten the rich that were at the golf club and which you were probably saving for class war Forgive me they were delicious so white and so old

    2:35 PM - 28 Jun 2018
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    • streamobserver Prafula Grace Busi lava heron Inger Hogstrom SteveB spookie prairie witch Borghal Rantipole Charlie Sherpa C🐨lin The Human
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      2. Helen Rosner‏Verified account @hels 28 Jun 2018
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        I’m not sorry and you all owe me a dollar

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      3. Helen Rosner‏Verified account @hels 28 Jun 2018
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        Please don’t actually send me a dollar! Please send the dollar to your broke friend who needs it! I love you all!

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      2. andi zeisler‏Verified account @andizeisler 28 Jun 2018
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        okay but when are we going to acknowledge that the rich taste absolutely terrible and need extensive seasoning

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      3. Helen Rosner‏Verified account @hels 28 Jun 2018
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        Incredibly well-marbled fat from all the massages though

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      2. Anomic Entropy‏ @anomicentropy 28 Jun 2018
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        What about cross-stitch, though? I need it on a throw pillow and I sadly lack that skill.

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      2. Karl Jacoby‏ @karl_jacoby 28 Jun 2018
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        William Carlos Williams meets Karl Marx meets Sweeney Todd.

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      3. Peace Day! Resist Ants!‏ @CACollingwood 28 Jun 2018
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        …Meets Motörhead

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