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    Lane Moore‏Verified account @hellolanemoore 30 Apr 2020

    one of the weirdest things about Right Now is there are two camps: people who think we're gonna reopen in 2 weeks, and people who think we're gonna reopen in 6 months+, and if you're in one of those groups and try talking to someone in the other group you both feel totally insane

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      1. Lane Moore‏Verified account @hellolanemoore 30 Apr 2020

        like I talked to my hair colorist and I said "so should I do my roots at home? what are you advising?" and he was like "just come in in a few weeks and we'll do them!" and i was like "ohhhh...you think this is almost over, and i'm constantly mourning the rest of my 2020. oh..."

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      1. Jeannie Bilodeau‏ @queeneB19 30 Apr 2020
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        Like politics, it's virtually impossible for the other camp to hear you, sad.

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      1. 47 Year Old Bald Accountant‏ @RustyButtons2 30 Apr 2020
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        I will not be going anywhere in 2 weeks.

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      2. lux‏ @lesterfreamon 30 Apr 2020
        Replying to @hellolanemoore

        I'm afraid we're gonna do the first and then be forced to do the second

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      3. Jimmy Mac 03‏ @jimmymac03 30 Apr 2020
        Replying to @lesterfreamon @hellolanemoore

        And the second will wind up being longer because of the first. Super frustrating.

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      2. Bill Wilson  🔄‏ @Bill_wilson_iii 30 Apr 2020
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        There are also some people who believe this is the government just controlling us .

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      3. annigan‏ @annigan 30 Apr 2020
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        Those are the folks who haven't yet lost loved ones to this.

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      1. enjoy car soccer‏ @shadewizard 30 Apr 2020
        Replying to @hellolanemoore

        Because the oncept of "re-opening" is imaginary. Have to consider everything specifically. When will we lift bans on services? When will we deny unemployment benefits? When will sporting events start? When will I be personally comfortable in a crowd? All different answers.

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      2. Jimmy Mac 03‏ @jimmymac03 30 Apr 2020
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        Yes. Now combine that with a coparent who is getting excited to start socializing again when you are the other parent refusing to allow socializing because duh.

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      3. Grady Haynes‏ @glhaynes 30 Apr 2020
        Replying to @jimmymac03 @hellolanemoore

        Oh no, that’s one particular nightmare (of so many) I hadn’t considered. Wish you the best through it.

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