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@hellolanemoore

Comedian. Author "You Will Find Your People" out in Spring 2023, "How To Be Alone" is out now. Creator, Tinder Live🔮 Musician 📚

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Joined April 2011

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    i wanted to write a book about how we're told we all get perfect friendships that last forever. but for many of us, finding friends who make us feel loved and safe can feel impossible. but I truly believe you will find your people. so that is the book I'm writing🎉🎉🎉😭😭😭🎉🎉

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  2. man, it's always the ones you most suspect

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  3. 20 hours ago
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  4. at this point I'm just watching Selling Sunset for the chaotic fake songs

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  5. there's something really helpful about talking to someone who's been through similar things, and gets why ur still struggling w/the same shit. And it makes me really happy knowing I helped someone who's felt how I've felt too, and now feels a lil better.💘

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  6. just had a meeting where I helped someone thru her dating/attachment style issues & she said, "You are SHOCKINGLY good at this, like I knew you'd be good, but ur really good & I'm gonna brag to my therapist about it"😭So if you need that rn, I love doing it pls hire me to halp🖤

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  7. i miss feeling like the pandemic will end

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  8. imagine thinking "ok it's gonna finally come out that I sexually harass my employees and offer to buy them a horse? Wait I know! I'll tweet that anyone who says anything mean about me is a liar and it's a woke mob, so this way whatever comes out seems CrAzY😎" is a foolproof plan

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  9. wow who could've guessed this Elon Musk tweet would come right before he'd be outed for some wild shit, other than every single person who saw it?

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  10. It's absolutely possible to believe Johnny, or think they're "both abusive," or any other take you might have on this trial, AND STILL acknowledge the rampant misogyny in this trial is harmful and unnecessary. AND it is bizarre to treat an abuse trial like a funny reality show.

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  11. if you can't handle me at my worst, cool me neither

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  12. what, and I can't stress this enough, are men doing?

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  13. actually socialism would create an environment where there wouldn't be a desperate need for a $15 coupon, in one of the richest cities in the world, that primarily benefits a large corporation and directly hurt small businesses who they didn't inform but good effort boy-boss

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  14. my brain will be like "ok so what should we do right now? 1. the things we need to do that would make us feel better once we do them, or 2. doing anything but those things and then feeling bad about it the whole time? my vote is NUMBER TWO!!!"

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  15. She's so patient😭a true lil angel

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  16. It's absolutely possible to believe Johnny, or think they're "both abusive," or any other take you might have on this trial, AND STILL acknowledge the rampant misogyny in this trial is harmful and unnecessary. AND it is bizarre to treat an abuse trial like a funny reality show.

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  17. "I'm not a therapist and I'm 100% guessing what's in a lot of her chart, and in her mind, but I love his movies and his chart is so kewl." The reactions to this trial are batshit.

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  18. and the award for most unhinged take I've seen so far goes to *checks notes* someone who used ASTROLOGY as a reason to not believe survivors

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  19. It's almost as though even if you believe "they're both abusive," there are still global repercussions for bullying a proven survivor of violence, and it's "other survivors of violence are now terrified to speak out" wow who could've imagined this would happen.

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  20. PACIFIC NORTHWEST FRIENDS COME THROUGH😍😍😍 Just announced today I'll be back on July 8th. this show always sells out fast, and might be my only time there this summer, so tell ur friends, get tickets asap, and I'll see ur cute faces soon🎟🍫

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  21. the amount of survivors I know rn who are constantly being retraumatized by the over the top displays of misogyny in the Depp/Heard case is pretty much all of them. So if you feel like you're the only one watching some of these "hot takes" that feel extremely telling, you're not.

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