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Nov 28, 2022

✨It's here✨I wrote a book about how to make friends as an adult, maintain friendships, cope with friend breakups, and how HARD all that is. This is the book I wish someone had given me as a kid, and it's finally REAL. Please preorder and tell everyone?! bookshop.org/a/80320/978141

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motion to put these directv movie titles in the Louvre

Feb 2

Ohhh yes. You can't wear headphones, or read a book in public without "That Guy" thinking women are only doing these things so men can use them as a conversation starter. "Whatcha reading/listening to? All alone?" Sir, you are a stranger, and IF WOMEN WANNA TALK TO YOU THEY WILL.

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Feb 2

As a hot girl who reads, has anyone else ever felt uncomfortable reading in public because men are creepy & will find any reason to talk to or sexualize you? I just wanna lay in the grass & read without worrying about some cretin saying, “WHATCHA READIN?” CC: @hellolanemoore

Michael McKean and Eugene Levy

Feb 2

daddy's on vacation💅🏻🌹

February is here, which means it's time for🌹Tinder Live: Valentines Day Special where we swipe through chaotic dating profiles and feel better about being single/coupled/divorced on Valentines Day🤝 Feat.

@amfmpm

@annabroges

@gaybonez

💋Feb 11th, 8pm NYC💌lanemoore.org

💋Feb 11th, 8pm NYC💌lanemoore.org

Devastating update, I could only see the backs of their heads before but I just saw them each get up to go to the bathroom and they're super hot 😞undeniably very pretty. which honestly explains this date way more. it's really: "I'm extremely hot and into crystals." "Me too."

favorite quotes so far: "People don't know how to harness their sexual energies and I DO." "My business is my brand. I have the face, I have the personality, I have the talent, people want ME." "I'm not attracting new clients lately. I don't know why." And I'm listening like

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I am sitting next to a date between a Gwyneth-esque personal wellness coach and a Tony Robbins-esque personal trainer and they're talking about their LLCs and anyway I have asked to switch tables

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And yes this is an entire chapter of my next book about how much we were promised about what friendship would be like and uh it's not that and how frustrating that can be to navigate. You can preorder it here: bookshop.org/a/80320/978141

Also I didn't have space but JANE LYNCH,

@hitchmichael

@Real_JMHiggins

@kevinpollak

who are all so intensely funny. A Mighty Wind is so good and seeing them reunite was really heartwarming and extremely cool, especially with a tiny dog sleeping on your arm.

portrait of doing a sold out show and then getting to see CATHERINE OHARA, EUGENE LEVY, and MICHAEL MCKEAN on the same stage where my face just was🌹🌹🌹 did I cry at least once? yes. did Lights nap through most of the panel? yes she was invested but sleepy

after pandemic delays we finally got to do a SOLD OUT Tinder Live show with me and Janeane Garofalo. thank you to everyone who came + laughed and told me you flew across the country with your friends to see me.🥹I love doing this show for y'all so much. Sketchfest was a dream🌙

the Tinder Live: Valentine's Day Special is happening on February 11th, 8pm, with me, Gabe Gonzalez, Anna Borges, and Dan Chamberlain!!! we'll swipe live on tinder during the horniest, loneliest time of year: Valentine's Day week.👀get tix while u can!!🎟️lanemoore.org

Gabe González and 2 others

society: women need to be extremely thin, but with a huge ass and big boobs, have flawless skin that doesn't age, ask for what you want but don't be so demanding, be vulnerable but don't be too needy, love sex but not too much women: why am I so tired all the time haha so random

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#PickoftheDay: Tinder Live w/

Valentine's Edition (in NYC) 2/11 thecomedybureau.com/tinder-live-va

If you’re looking for an incredibly affirming and vulnerable look into making friends as an adult, look no further than

You Will Find Your People: How to Make Meaningful Friendships as an Adult a book by Lane Moore

’s You Will Find Your People. Read my snippet review: goodreads.com/review/show/52 Preorder the book:

bookshop.org

From Lane Moore, the critically acclaimed author of How to Be Alone, comes a searingly intimate, yet wildly funny exploration of the frustrating, messy, and, at times, deeply joyful experience of...

Jan 28

IYKYK👑

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Edith Salvatore

@edijkelly

Jan 28

@hellolanemoore Great show tonight - hope you have a wonderful time in SF!

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I'm at

TONIGHT with🌹Janeane Garofalo🌹doing Tinder Live, 1030pm, one night only. been looking forward to doing this show for 2 years, see you TONIGHT!!!

i gave Lights my

badge in the hopes of triggering a Freaky Friday situation where she has to perform on all my comedy shows, and I am simply a dog at a comedy festival. feeling hopeful, will report back.🤞

Get your tickets for Lane Moore's "Tinder Live At Sketchfest" with Janeane Garofalo.

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ALMOST SOLD OUT

get tickets now!!! it's gonna be the best I know it twitter.com/CobbsComedyClu…

ALMOST SOLD OUT🔥get tickets now!!! it's gonna be the best I know it

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Cobb's Comedy Club

@CobbsComedyClub

LOW TICKET WARNING

Grab your tickets for @tinderlive while you can to see @hellolanemoore cruise Tinder in real time with special guest @janeanegarofalo

bit.ly/3HxnHMc

Jan 27

truly couldn't be more excited for this if I tried

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Party Down

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we’re getting the gang back together! watch the trailer for #PartyDown, premiering February 24 on STARZ.

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Jan 27

Janeane Garofalo riffing on bad tinder profiles🤌🤌🤌

am I an "introverted extrovert" or am I a people-pleaser who would love to sit there quietly, but I need to make everyone around me comfortable?🤡

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ALMOST SOLD OUT🔥get tickets now!!! it's gonna be the best I know it

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Cobb's Comedy Club

@CobbsComedyClub

LOW TICKET WARNING

Grab your tickets for @tinderlive while you can to see @hellolanemoore cruise Tinder in real time with special guest @janeanegarofalo

bit.ly/3HxnHMc

(it's her destiny I swear like imagine her in chic little sweaters and a beret and sunglasses and tell me that's not a ~model~)

arrived in San Francisco to do a comedy festival, and Lights arrived in SF to get a lucrative dog modeling contract from these photos alone🤌

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psst: you can preorder my book about how to make friends as an adult, "You Will Find Your People" for 25% off at Barnes and Noble, today through Friday with code PREORDER25👀👀📖🤝 bit.ly/3WHP1fa

Jan 24

TV promised me friendship meant seeing each other every day doing fun things together, but it's mostly sending/receiving texts like "hey! I've been really in it lately, and I know you have too. So you're not alone haha see you soon jk we wont and it's fine!" which is uh different

Modern friendship is traumatized babes checkin' on other traumatized babes.

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going to San Francisco tomorrow to do Sketchfest with Janeane Garofalo and deeply need recommendations for: -vegan food -vintage gems -gay shit -hippie healing shit -gay shit again prob please advise👇

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On her show TINDER LIVE featuring special guest, the AMAZING actress, comedian and activist Janeane Garofalo,

Tinder Live w/ Lane Moore and Janeane Garofalo is at Sketchfest! - Broke-Ass Stuart's Website

creates a character and matches with the most absurd, weirdest profiles on Tinder, live in front of the audience.

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On her show TINDER LIVE featuring special guest, the AMAZING actress, comedian and activist Janeane Garofalo, Moore creates a character and matches with the most absurd, weirdest profiles on Tinder,...

Cobb's Comedy Club and SF Sketchfest

Jan 23

i hope whoever wrote this for m&ms quit immediately after they turned it in.

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oh hell yes Sketchfest is ONE WEEK AWAY from Tinder Live with me and Janeane Garofalo swiping live through San Francisco🔥 Janeane doesn't have social media, so tell your friends on her behalf. It's gonna be so great!!! sfsketchfest2023.sched.com/event/qEI7/tin

Jan 22

"thanks for not murdering me!" I say out of every uber I get out of.

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Lane Moore Retweeted

@golddust27

Jan 22

I just pre-ordered! What are you guys waiting for? ✨💖

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Nov 28, 2022

To order "You Will Find Your People" at your local independent bookstore: tinyurl.com/3fh7aaxv Order on Amazon: amzn.to/3V4lX0Y highly recommend ordering it from your beloved local indie bookstore. this is such an important time of year to give them your business!!!

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recovering from a friend breakup, especially someone you considered a BESTfriend, hurts like a mf. I need an advance copy lmao

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Nov 28, 2022

It's here

I wrote a book about how to make friends as an adult, maintain friendships, cope with friend breakups, and how HARD all that is. This is the book I wish someone had given me as a kid, and it's finally REAL. Please preorder and tell everyone?! bookshop.org/a/80320/978141

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Jan 21

Packing for San Francisco and shouted "where is my friggin bikini?!" so if you were worried, yes, I'll be bringing New Yorker energy to the west coast