Ella Gale

@hellakale

standup/writer/minimal science content // // that burrito baby lady

Los Angeles, CA
ellagalecomedy.com
Joined November 2013
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  1. 3 hours ago

    I had a really great set tonight and afterwards I told a woman standup was better than any drug and then I had to admit I’ve done two drugs

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    19 hours ago

    Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’

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    Jul 16

    If there are any girls in Los Angeles who are not into astrology, I would like to go on a date with either of you.

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  4. Jul 16

    I like my men like I like my coffee: in small cups, multiple times

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    Jul 16

    Presale tix moving fast becus we’ve got a 🔥hot🔥 show WED! , , (LA) + performing a song composed with YOUR lyrics! MC’d by with & the usual Union Traditions! Get on it:

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    Jul 16

    We wanted to see what some bathwater alternatives might be for a more discerning gamer. We found this guy.

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    Jul 16

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    Jul 16

    . helps become a hero.

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  9. Jul 15

    As a writer, the hardest job is to distinguish between “feedback that is annoying because it is wrong” and “feedback that is annoying because it is right”

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    Jul 15

    . gets to swing.

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  11. Jul 15

    LA. CROIX. JELLO.

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  12. Jul 14

    YES this is a great idea and NO I no longer feel joy

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  13. Jul 14

    LA. CROIX. SLURPEES.

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  14. Jul 14

    Hot Girl Summer Thicc Infant Fall Handsome Woman Winter Sexy Fetus Spring

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  15. Jul 14

    PORTLAND! Tonight I do Spec Script, a show where a comedian writes an episode of a TV show they've never seen. Come enjoy the adventures of Rick Sanchez, Morty Sanchez, Mom Sanchez, Piquelard Richelard, and Nikola Tesla in my disturbingly erotic take on this popular cartoon!

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    Ok it has come to my attention that some of you DON’T weigh your titties separately and subtract that number from the scale??? 🤔

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  17. Jul 13

    My latest for Bunny Ears!

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    A female is a "person" from conception until birth, a "young woman" as an underaged child sexualized and assaulted by old men, and a "girl" as a grown professional trying to command respect. got it.

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    Jul 10

    Never going to stop watching Allie Long eat a page of the USWNT lawsuit while Ashlyn Harris says "pay us bitch."

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    Jul 12

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