Watching the '95 film "Species" and expecting it to be absolutely awful.
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"You created a monster with some kinda formula from outerspace, the damn thing got away and you want us to hunt it down and kill it…
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…now is that pretty close?" Close, yes. It's also the way the movie was pitched.
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She's now metamorphed into the age appropriate hot blonde
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"Los Angles is where the battle's going to be fought" because sometimes New York can use a break as the go to scifi battleground
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"Are you saying you can do it?" People regularly offer to do things without actually intending to I guess
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These nightmares have been brought to you by HR Giger
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Seriously did they have Giger on art design? Because her alien form is eerily reminiscent of his work
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"Hot blonde has difficulty getting laid in Los Angeles"
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Evolved alien life must give birth through the rib cage
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I'm going to strangle you with my nipple whips
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Mr. Empath was wearing Timbs
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It wasn't a bad movie, the judicious use of nudity definitely kept the mind from the innumerable plot holes
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The takeaway? Don't use random DNA sequences from outer space unless you want a sexy biomechanical disaster on your hands.
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