Everyone in my class is talking about how bad soda is while I'm sucking down a 32 oz Mountain Dew
@cuntneydick I hear the dye/coloring in Mountain Dew shrinks the penis so watch out.
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@cuntneydick I hear the dye/coloring in Mountain Dew shrinks the penis so watch out.