@DraculaTheGirl tutti frutti lol. #Whenindoubtbuyanapple
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@DraculaTheGirl Okay, I actually have a story that goes well with this.
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Replying to @helioshellfire
@DraculaTheGirl So I brought home a box of muffins from work yesterday, and it was just packed full. I had like 6 muffins in there
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Replying to @helioshellfire
@DraculaTheGirl And, it was a night shift, so I put the box on my fridge, and went to bed, cuz I'm gonna eat a muffin in the morning, right?
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Replying to @helioshellfire
@DraculaTheGirl But when I got up and went in the kitchen today, my fucking box of muffins was half empty! Three muffins left. It gets worse
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Replying to @helioshellfire
@DraculaTheGirl There had been a variety of muffins in the box, and the MOTHERFUCKER who stole three of them took all the chocolate chip 1s
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@DraculaTheGirl Coincidentally my fucking favourites!
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